muffin tits

When a woman has breast implants and her nipples become extremely large, and become puffy

Rachel had a boob job last month, and damn man, she got some muffin tits.

by TAD March 4, 2005

turkey tits

Large, plump breasts. (Usually on a female)

Whoa momma...I wanna stuff those turkey tits.

by ryan November 19, 2003

Nuclear tits

1: the power plants in San Onofre
2: Tits that are so amazing, they are nuclear.
3: a terrible band in in Manchester, MD.

1: Where's that taco bell, oh right next to those nuclear tits.
2: those tits are bombing, no man, those are nuclear tits.
3: what are you up to tonight? I'm going to spargos to see nuclear tits.

by Radcode August 24, 2009

tit hat

1.) Funnier than the Funniest Joke on Earth featured in Monty Python - when one reads 'tit hat', one will say 'tit hat' in one's head and die of laughter.

2.) Literally meaning 'tit hat'. A hat with tits on it/made to look like tits.

3.) 'Tit hat' can also be an insult or a compliment, depending on the situation. Most likely an insult.

1.) Two people IMing each other -

Person 1: TIT HAT.
Person 2: LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOL.
2.) Grab my tit hat.
3.) Wow, stop being such a tit hat, you tit hat.

by itaht August 7, 2011

tit drapes

Shirts that look like girls are wearing drapes on their tits. They usually have a bad under the bust line, and expand into a triangle shape.

Fat chicks always wear tit drapes becuase they hide the fat

by matthewbaer January 15, 2008

tit sacs

when you have either had severe boob reduction to the point where your tittys sag or if youre just an old geezer who lost their boob fat and have saggy tits that look like the male sac.

omg bobby your grandma has major tit sacs!!!!!!!

or

yolanda you had a boob reduction....damn now you got some tit sacs byotchhh!

by simba barcelona July 24, 2009

Baracuda Tits

an expression for overly hairy nipples.

Hey, your nipples are fuzzy.

Don't you mock my Baracuda Tits!

by flyer8509 July 18, 2009