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Definitions by matthewbaer

tit drapes 

A female shirt-like garment that hangs from the shoulders and flares outward towards the bottom. Tit drapes do not accentuate the breast region whatsoever, and furthermore makes women appear as if they are pregnant, cuz only pregnant bitches should be wearin that shit.
tit drapes by matthewbaer January 16, 2008

tit drapes 

Shirts that look like girls are wearing drapes on their tits. They usually have a bad under the bust line, and expand into a triangle shape.
Fat chicks always wear tit drapes becuase they hide the fat
tit drapes by matthewbaer January 15, 2008