Captain cougar

Tall beard man like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.

That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”

by Hookname December 4, 2020

captain condom

A person who's father should have used a condom. Or defiantly should have pulled out.

Joe is such a captain condom. I bet his father wished he used one .

by Broutiful August 22, 2016

Captain H-Ball

Any extremely intoxicated boat captain from a mix of cocaine, mushrooms and cheap beer.

Dam Captain H-Ball we almost hit the channel marker doing 60mph in a no wake zone. Arrrr past me the straw and platter and let me arrrrr powder the nose.

by Captain Smoothwater September 2, 2022

Captain jack sparrow

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.

Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow

by Daura2731 November 20, 2018

Captain Falcon

A muscular guy who once had his own game series is now a smash bros legend who is only known for smash bros now. He is like the second fastest and the number one coolest ever. He is at the level of a god and maybe more.

Captain Falcon will fucking falcon punch your face till you die

by GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU September 21, 2018

Captain Planet

When 5 guys of different ethnicity perform a circle jerk over a girl, preferably with green hair.

Hey man, I can't believe we are were all able to put our differences aside last night so we could Captain Planet that chick last night!

by Moonlight Cowboy November 21, 2021

Captain greytooth

A gypo from the waterside area with the greyest teeth anyone ever did see

His teeth are so grey he’s like captain greytooth

by Lickthatthenmush May 7, 2021