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Rocky Roads

Rocky roads are streaks of poop.
There are so many rocky roads in my toilet!
by 69BigBen69 April 5, 2022
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road scud

Driving with friends to a party and you pregame the party during the journey.

Road Scud = Beer
I'm headed out for the airport but I'll just have a few road scuds on the way there in the back of the taxi.
by HJHabibi January 11, 2024
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road loaf

Mass of dead animal carcass lying on the road at the point at which genus and species is still detectable, but still does not constitute as road slime
Watch out for that big chunk of road loaf in the road
by Tiberius Kirk April 11, 2014
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Down the road

When you’re not a pussy or an attention seeking emo, and actually want to kill yourself in the lulziest way, which is also your favorite activity (slitting your wrists).

Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.
Jayden: Damn man.. Stephany broke up with me for Nathan.. We were dating for 8 months and next week was supposed to be our anniversary! I just want to slit my wrists and die right now!

Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.
by Spergs June 25, 2023
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Road 96

a fucking cool video game that you should probably play if you haven't ig.
"Dude I played Road 96 yesterday, it was so sick!!!!"
by Randomthing December 22, 2024
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Road rodeo

When you recline your driver seat all the way back, and a girl is riding reverse cowgirl steering, while the guy is using the pedals.
This crazy girl almost swerved into traffic while doing road rodeo.

He was cumming so hard during road rodeo that he got a speeding ticket
by Raveniwgf November 29, 2023
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road rules

The term used when you have to decide just what you wanna' do to the guy in the next lane that just cut you off, and almost killed you.
"That's it! Road Rules apply, and now it's my turn.."
by satternut July 18, 2003
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