canadian surprise

Extending the butt end of your hockey stick up and under somebodies ribs with an effort to hide it from the referees

That guys a real hozer he's been thrashing everybody on the ice, give him the Canadian surprise.

by phatflyguy December 19, 2013

Surprise

It's the feeling you get when you've struggled with self loathing for years and when you try to find the meaning of your name, the typically most cynical and sarcastic place on the internet has the most heartwarming definitions for it. Thank you, Urban Dictionary!
- From an Ariana

What a surprise! For once the internet isn't as cruel as I thought!

by An Ariana January 8, 2020

Cactus Surprise

When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.

Guy: *pulls out, prepares for a Cactus Surprise* "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA"
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*

by Rhukebab January 26, 2016

LOTS OF SURPRISES

As a SHITEATER that is what happens when you are FUCKING BACTERIA SHIT and then a GOOD STOMACH FUCKING.

HA HA AH AH HUMAN ASSHOLE ASSHOLE PEDOPHILE we have it all on VIDEO and it went VIRAL

LOTS OF SURPRISES such as DIARRHEA , SUPER CONSTIPATIION , NAUSEA, VOMITTING, SWALLOWING PUKE, MIXING PUKE AND SHIT AND PISSING AND SHITTING SAME TIME when a SHITEATER gets a good STOMACH FUCKING from FUCKING BACTERIA SHIT intensely.

The PEDOPHILE is in for LOTS OF SURPRISES.

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 17, 2021

Sloppy surprise

Taking a sloppy shit in your friend's toilet and not flushing so when they come to use it they get a sloppy surprise

Jack: Hey Isaac you said your toilet was clogged?
Isaac: yeah Alex left me a sloppy surprise yesterday, the bog was so big we needed the plumber

by Isaac69420 September 20, 2022

ass-hole surprise

Ass-hole surprise, the act of quickly and without warning, ramming your penis and or dildo into an unsuspecting females anus.

"Man, Jessica was so pissed, when I gave her an ass-hole surprise"

by Christianusaf July 23, 2016

Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise

He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.

by FireFuego May 20, 2025