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lick the oven

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To cheat on someone. Like the phrase bite the dust this phrase isn’t really taken literally.
Should I lick the oven with Michael?
by MichelleHays June 7, 2018
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Rogre The Ogre

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Oh Shit Rogre The Ogre is coming don’t let him see me
by MediocreStacks November 15, 2018
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launch the octopus

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This is when a child, surrounded by sea-faring men, is thrown into a pool.

The child is then rapidly chased around the vicinity, and then violently violated.

Mustard must be involved at some point.

The winner is then crowned.

All rejoice.

***Also, there are many key stipulations to the execution of a formal 'launch the octopus.' They are as follows: the child must not be an actual child but an inanimate stuffed animal so that this is not a morally-reprehensible activity; 'sea-faring men' included but are not limited to men, women, folks of all genders working in piracy, fishing, surfing, sailing, or internet architecture only; the crown must be a Burger King crown; the water in the pool must be mostly Kool-aid; everyone has a fun time; it is a wild ritual of lust, dust, gust, mustard, and whimsy; no muppets may be involved.
Yo, did you see those seabros 'launch the octopus' yesterday before the Penguins vs. Blumpkins game?!?! Ahhhhhhhhh! It was supa dupa cray, bae!
by googoodoodoo May 23, 2019
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cheffing the ops

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using a knife to stab the opposition
cheffing the ops means stabbing up the opposition like Unkown T
by ajala ajala mama e October 31, 2019
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Out of the omelette

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Used to describe something that’s generally normal, boring or standard... not exactly used as an insult.

Opposite of in inside the omelette.
Yeah! I like coors light but it’s abit out of the omelette
by Cadey W. November 25, 2019
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Leo the Oreo

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Leo the Oreo: Oreos give you fucking Diabetes.
by Dr. Vapority November 25, 2019
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call the orphanage

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to call the orphanage and tell them to take someone away. this person can be anywhere between the ages of fetus-rotting corpse. RAWR XP
if you shit yourself one more time i'm gonna call the orphanage
by sexybeastbbq February 14, 2020
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