Austin Syndrome

Constantly showing an "I don't give a fuck!" attitude towards life.
Me: "Hey, your house is on fire."
Austin: "I don't give a fuck!"
Me: "I would let your doctor know you're experiencing Austin Syndrome really bad again..."
by Anna Incorporated September 4, 2013
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Labrador syndrome

When someone gets easily distracted from what they are doing. Just like a Labrador or a puppy looses focus.
“Look here! God you have the labrador syndrome” or
“she saw the flower and forgot what she was doing, she really has the labrador syndrome”
by Cammocarmex September 29, 2020
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Iris Syndrome

Iris Syndrome is related to the “Mayu Syndrome” but it’s more serious than the Mayu Syndrome. Instead of misspelling words with different letters you spell it with numbers cuz your fat ass fingers press a number.
Damn you thought I won’t make this Iris? You thought I wont make Iris Syndrome? You thought wrong
by Z e n i s d u m b November 16, 2020
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White But Syndrome

When the topic of racial inequality comes up and invariably someone white says “I agree that there is some discrimination but..”. And the real issue never gets examined.
Karen regularly uses White But Syndrome to change a Black Lives Matter discussion to a Blue Lives Matter discussion to an All Lives Matter discussion...
by snakeplisskent June 19, 2020
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Kessler syndrome

Kessler syndrome is what you get when you put so much crap into low earth orbit that one collision between two satellites starts a chain reaction of space junk creation that makes it impossible to keep anything in space without it being destroyed.
Person: I want to put my satellite in orbit of earth but can't because of Kessler syndrome!
by Person1582962 June 17, 2022
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Northwestern Syndrome

The technical term for being affected by a loss of confidence and motivation as a result of being bested by an adversary that was thought to be inferior. The term was first used to describe the affliction of the Minnesota Golden Gophers football team, which lost its final four games by a combined 102 points after a loss to the Northwestern Wildcats on an interception return for a touchdown.
Student: "Man, I was feeling so good after I made it on the Dean's List last semester, but after I got rocked by that vocabulary quiz last week, I think I'm developing Northwestern Syndrome."
by WinTwins89 February 16, 2009
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Munoz Syndrome

the regression of one's motor skills and mental capacity as a result of a profound weakness to laughter.

a recessive trait, most commonly found in adolescent teen girls. symptoms may be noticeable from an early age to pre-teen years.

non-life-threatening but can cause profound delirium, and tendency to hallucinate. subject may become attracted towards mainstream pop culture, and can be violent when iritated.
tsk tsk tsk, i left my sister in front of the TV watching Gossip Girl, and i swear she has Munoz Syndrome now!
by thebrowncow October 30, 2011
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