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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025
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bloody mary surprise

when having sex with a girl she gets her period and get blood on your cock
why are you washing your cock in the sink? last night shaqunna gave me a bloody mary surprise
by cuntcakes December 15, 2008
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Singleton Surprise

The act of shoving each one of your toes up a different mans ass at the same time.
Damn bro I just achieved 100% completion on the Singleton Surprise.
by Daxhatepage April 1, 2022
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catholic surprise

A Catholic may tell you they're waiting to have sex until marriage, but she might surprise you with an alternative route. One that involves taking the dirt road home. See "anal"
"I didn't think I was going to get anywhere with Anna, but then she had me give her a Catholic surprise!"
by sexybeast.blue.black December 26, 2022
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surprisative

My day has been very surprisative.
by surprisativedude December 20, 2010
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Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.
Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!
by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018
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Morning surprise

When you bite your fingernail and you taste your shit that you dug out of your ass the night before.
Johnny bit his nail and it tasted like shit, quite a morning surprise
by TurtleBird5 April 28, 2017
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