Surprise

It's the feeling you get when you've struggled with self loathing for years and when you try to find the meaning of your name, the typically most cynical and sarcastic place on the internet has the most heartwarming definitions for it. Thank you, Urban Dictionary!
- From an Ariana
What a surprise! For once the internet isn't as cruel as I thought!
by An Ariana January 09, 2020
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Alaskan Surprise

When one shits into a condom, freezes it overnight, and shoves it up someone's anus without their permission or knowing about it until after the shit has been charged inside them.
I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.
by antijokenonqueere September 04, 2012
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Dirty Sock Surprise

Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.
guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!
by james_m October 30, 2014
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Hydra surprise

1. A sexual situation wherein a woman is taken home by a man and blindfolded. The man then removes the blindfold to reveal his friends standing around her in a semicircle.

2. A Brigandine tactic where Dryst gets Dimensioned into a circle of hydras, whereupon he gets the beatdown.

The college dropout rate for females is rising severely, due in no small part to the rising popularity of the hydra surprise.
by esgaressux March 01, 2008
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Surprised

How you feel after you see half the things allowed on this app
The way this app doesn’t have a filter makes me feel surprised
by Commie! December 23, 2023
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No milk and no surprises

A bowl of cereal of cereal where instead of using milk, you use beer. Typically consumed by Radiohead listeners.
Bro let me down so I made him do No milk and no surprises
by Incel69 June 20, 2022
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Tallent Surprise

A taco made with 2 teaspoons of cum and a small handful of hair shavings and dandruff
I heard Austin gave them the Tallent Surprise in a taco making competition
by Blakkk October 30, 2020
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