second eyes

1. when a girl's breasts slope down so the nipples are looking at you like eyes. 2. Glasses

1. Man, did you see that naked chick? She was looking at me with BOTH eyes.
2. That guy has second eyes, his normal ones suck.

by Mepppio June 17, 2004

Second

its something to do with a number i think im 69 years old im retired

696969696969696969

is a second i think

by im a god damn ostrich November 4, 2020

5 second rule

The tacit requirement in ultra-clean American society that dropped food must not lay upon the ground for longer than five seconds in order to be still edible. Certain requirements about food type (i.e., non-sticky or attracting of dirt particles) generally apply.

Dude! I dropped my Dorito! Five second rule...still good.

by quetzalphoenix July 10, 2004

5 second rule

A long standing rule in which any food which is dropped on the floor/ground is still "good" and edible if it was only in contact with the surface for less than 5 seconds. Incorporated mainly by clumsy children but is often used by teenagers and adults as well.

"Dude, this hotdog is awesome....damn, I dropped it on the ground. No big deal, its still good takes a big bite, 5 second rule!! mumbles with mouth full"

by zebo2k July 11, 2004

Notre Dame secondary defense

1. a harem of faggots that would sooner blow the opposition's offensive stars than actually play football
2. also known as Charlie Weiss' backyard butt-fucking buddies

Wow, the Notre Dame secondary defense tonight looks as confused as a 14-year-old gay kid!

by pissedoffndfan November 28, 2009

second base

When you and your partner are ready for the next step in your relationship including feeling and enjoying the other person.

my girlfriend and i got to second base last night

by mr.me November 17, 2005

Second Avenue Subway

The result of left-leaning transportation policy that effectively stole the systems built by the BRT (BMT predecessor and Pennsylvania Railroad affiliate) and the IRT by Mayor John "Red Mike" Hylan--all over the nickel fare. It took less than 30 years to build the complete IRT and BMT subway and El systems, less than 10 to build the IND, and forever to construct a simple two-track subway under Second Avenue. Ohhh, had the Ellsberg Law never been passed...

"Hi, its best for the state to run the subway, so we can maintain the nickel fare." Wait--now that we own it, we can raise the price and reduce the service? Great--left-leaning at its best!

by Brooklyn-Manhattan Transit September 17, 2005