After a night of drinking rum, you wake early the next morning and shit a super hard brick that stretches your anus to painful extremes but has a clean break. Its usually followed a little while later with an epic dose of the runs.
*limping back to bed* Morning wifey, I just shat a rum plug, you have an hour to use the bathroom before I need it again.
by MoistMoose October 8, 2022
Get the rum plugmug. Kentucky ballistics used the Kentucky plug to save his life by plugging the hole in his neck; or:
My old lady gasped in both shock and awe when I slid the 'ol Kentucky plug into my routine last night.
My old lady gasped in both shock and awe when I slid the 'ol Kentucky plug into my routine last night.
by Rusty__Trombone May 21, 2021
Get the Kentucky plugmug. by Almsox May 20, 2021
Get the The Kentucky plugmug. While a woman is on her menstral cycle, a person (the woman or her partner) uses their thumb in place of a tampon to stop the bleeding.
Scott's wife forgot to wear her tampon to bed the other day. Acting quickly on his military instict, Scott quickly deployed the Kentucky Plug to stop the bleeding and save their bedsheets.
by Ace-OS May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky Plugmug. When engaged in the doggy position anal, with a thumb in her vagina. While calling her by her sister or best friends name.
by Uncle Kit May 24, 2021
Get the Kentucky Plugmug. Girlfriend tells you she's on Her period ....... " Don't worry honey I will just use a Kentucky plug"
by Kentucky ballistics May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky plugmug. by Hennessyxd March 6, 2021
Get the Nancy the plugmug.