picklebate

To masturbate using fruits or vegetables as sex toys

I broke up with my boyfriend last week, and the cucumbers in my garden were starting to bloom, so I decided to picklebate instead of going out to pick up a guy.

by mysteryweapon July 23, 2010

picklenoia

picklenoia is the fear of having the smallest dick at the pickle factory. it is a derivative of the word picklefellatianoia the fear of sucking on the worlds smallest pickle.

if phills picklenoia gets any worse he wont be able to shower after the game.

by tellitizaman August 20, 2010

picklefarmer

a stupid person who rides bmx bikes

Yo, I just got hit from the stupid picklefarmer at the skatepark

by yourwrong August 30, 2010

pickledouche

an annoying, obnoxious, aggravating, and just a stupid person that you or no one else can stand being within 10 feet of.

the nerdy kid in ur class that does assignments extra hard for fun....'just makes u wanna call them something confuseing like "yo ur a pickledouche" and it takes them forever to figure it out

by yankeegurl130 October 24, 2010

pickled nutsack

when a guy doesn't shower for three days and his nuts get pickled in his own ball juices.

What's that smell? Pickled Nutsack.

by Butzen Katzen November 10, 2010

PickleFlicker

A flicker of penis

Hey Man, you are a PickleFlicker

by Pack o' Smokes McGee February 26, 2011

Pickled Thomas

A "Pickled Thomas" is the lesser known term for that special drinking buddy we all have that just cant keep pace in the race, often far exceeding their intake allowance whilst deluding themselves of their prowess in the field.

Oh dear I say look at that poor pickled thomas wretching her guts up out the back of that tent...

by Ninjaprints November 9, 2011