Penis Beanie

The Foreskin

Man 1, Dude, you got a penis beanie
Man 2, Yeah I was never circumcised as a child

by Helmet head 01 March 17, 2009

Penis Cheesecake

When a man rubs smegma onto breasts then cums over them.

Did you hear what Jamie did to that girl the other night? He gave her a penis cheesecake!

by Zante2011 August 14, 2011

penis mcpenis

A giant douche who is prone to skidmarks and duck butter. Synonymous with shitty mcfagpants and mcbutterpants.

Alex is such a penis mcpenis; he always wears that same dirty ass jean jacket and reeks of elderberries. I wish he would cut that damn mullet.

by Hull Kogan March 8, 2004

The Penis Game

A humorous, albeit inappropriate, game involving a minimum of two people. One person will whisper penis while the second male or female will whisper it louder. The game will continue until the person who says "Penis" the loudest gets caught. That person loses while the rest of the participants win.

Person1: Hey, do yall wanna play The Penis Game?
Person2: penis
Person3: Penis
Person4:PEnis
Person1:PENis
Person2:PENIs
Person3: PENIS
Person4: PENIS!
Person1: PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!

Teacher/ Assistant Principal: That's a detention to you. Get your butt over here, so we may paddle you!

Rest of the students: -Whistling with innocence-

by BeerChuggin'German June 14, 2010

penis sex

When two males, violate eachother with their dicks. They rub their dicks against the other persons. They both enjoy it, and makes them groan like CRAZY!

Johnny: AHHHHHHHHHH!! penis sex..
Micheal: Your penis is so smooth.

by crazy_for_sex January 9, 2008

Big Penis

Like a nine inch, massive dick

Women: You have a big penis

Man: All the better to bang you with

by HentaiAnimeOtaku April 22, 2018

Penis Colada

Guzzling the penial excrement after a male has consumed a significant amount of pineapple, and tasting the fruity, refreshing flavor.

I gave that dude a blow job and he'd totally had a full serving of fruit; I slurped up his penis colada.

by Enell January 5, 2013