Road Gash

The female equivalent of road head. A play on the word road rash, but often involving less blood, unless that's what you're into.
I gave (insert female name here) the best road gash on the way home from the movies last night. She was swirving so much she got pulled over
by Shamadizzle September 05, 2018
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township road 212

lame street away from everything...its in the country...in marion township....behind birchaven
''township road 212''
by thee bitch October 21, 2009
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Road Gnat

A road gnat is a driver who fluctuates speed so extremely that they are neither possible to pass nor cruise behind. They spend most of their time in the left lane, however they are also often found in the blind spot of cars attempting to pass.

Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.
I should have been there an hour ago, but I got stuck behind a road gnat with some serious road rage.
by Transy15 April 14, 2016
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sludge guzzling road whore

A "Sludge guzzling road whore" is someone that is as sleazy as they are filthy! Absolutely no morals and will perform sexual acts of any kind with anyone for pennies on the dollar!!
Truck stops are often common places to find SLUDGE GUZZLING ROAD WHORES!
by One Witty chic April 21, 2017
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Road noggin

Aka
Road head
Transportation fellation

Oral sex
Throatin

Chokin
🎶🎶🎶When you’re drivin down the street, and she chokes on your meat, that’s road noggin 🎶🎶 yea, that’s road noggin🎶🎶🎶
by Thiccpooper April 23, 2021
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Road Claw

White claws taken whilst on a drive, used for refreshment.
1: "What took you so long, I pulled up ten minutes ago?" 2: "Sorry, I had to grab a couple Road Claws
by CoachDavis July 02, 2020
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stump road

A one lane dead end road you take your woman down to fuck on a tree stump.
She could barely walk after ride down stump road!
by OateeBoatFlash November 19, 2022
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