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Mike Jones

mike jones

Mike jones is a „ud“ user that frequently posted between 2004-2006. Based on his posts it is safe to say he is a black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This Assumption is based on his post about the „NWA“ which is a hip-hop crew that found their way in business back in 1986. He also used the N-Word which led me to the conclusion he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you Mister!)
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies world when he was still young and thriving considering the amount of posts where he talked about b-words and allat stuff.

None of this matters though as my real and only intent of my post is but one:

Punch 'Em Poker.

Sir you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood Like Poker will be popular all around the world in a few years?

I am verry sorry to inform you that it is not.

Never heard of it.

Never seen anyone playing it.

I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.

Maybe this poor judgement was induced by your lack of experience.

Since you were presumably 30-35 in that time period I cant really be sure though.

All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the misssing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
„Mike Jones really knows Hip-Hop.“

„Yeah. But he has poor judgement when it comes to alternative poker games.“
by Sheldon dooker May 18, 2025
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Father Mike (aka Mikey)

Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a man who was a lord of Satanism who had a PhD in East Asian studies. He was said to be widely hated in Hollywood for some reason.
Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a nickname given to a terrible lord of Satanism in the Church of Satan.
by ScienceBurt March 7, 2020
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Mike Aragon

An egotistical narcissist that does nothing but think about himself
Mike Aragon is the biggest asshole anyone will ever know
by Qspy May 16, 2021
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aww mike

When a gay man doesn’t want to curse but wants to swear allegiance to te empire
Person 1: *hits person 2*
Person2: aww Mike! That Miken hurt
by LooongDickPapi May 14, 2018
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Mike-a-veli Special

A hockey goal scored by one-timing through the five hole of a goalie.
Oh get real, that's a Mike-a-veli Special.
by Da Hamburgla January 4, 2010
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Mike

The best friend you will ever have but he’s chronically dyspraxic.. He will never fail to make you laugh though!
Mike is a cool dude with dyspraxia.
by TheBlueOne13 January 5, 2024
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Mike Lindell

a Biden supporter in Trump supporter's clothing

a more chill/moderate version: Ron DeSantis
Ignore that extremist retard Nick Fuentes, that dude is just a Mike Lindell
by DeezPeanuts September 8, 2023
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