Macking Off

Beating the schmeat so hard that you experience the worst and most painful anal prolapse that has ever occurred under the Sun. Feeling your asshole cave in on itself, exposing your intestinal tract due to the best goddamn incest porn on this side of the Solar System.

Sean: Mickey, what the hell are you doin’? Why are you in the hospital?
Mickey: I was Macking Off to Fortnite Porn and Rieley’s Insta, man. I couldn’t help myself!

by bruh_moment_mack April 4, 2021

macking

having sex or flirting with another person

JJ - Are you macking Sarah Cameron?!
John B - No, I'm not macking Sarah

by outerbqnks April 15, 2021

Machine

Something that is part of a larger, collective machine.

That guy smashing the bottles over his head to feel something is a machine, he's a clown.

by Solid Mantis May 6, 2021

machineseven

finobe admin

Man 1: Its machineseven
Man 2: oh ok.
Man 1: Wanna go get groomed by null now?
Man 2: nah foof is my daddy.

by funnymanwithfunnynumbers May 15, 2021

Maceing yourself

The act of doing something bad to yourself to gain sympathy. Named after Nancy Mace who graffitied her own driveway to gain votes

Stop Maceing yourself

by Drprim June 2, 2021

Machine that does nothing

Machine with no use, this machine does nothing, and is often used at midnight when the cool breeze form the perfect conditions for a moth party

This machine, does it do anything?

No, it is the machine that does nothing, it does nothing

by John Deere 9860 STS combine October 28, 2021

Machine Gun Swiping

Swiping "like" on dating apps so fast with no regard for the profile. The objective is to get matches, then read and look at profiles.

Ex 1: Sorry, I'm not interested in you. I was machine gun swiping and you got caught in the crossfire.

Ex 2: Why did you match with that Fugly?

- I was machine gun swiping

by Ricotis November 12, 2021