May 8th 

the day when a girl asks their crush out, and if you are a boy, you just hope its you

hey its May 8th so like im confessing that i like you and im gonna take you on a date because i feel like it (girl)
hey i wish a girl would ask me out (boy)

May 8th by skele ton May 3, 2022

may 3

annoy ella day the day where any ella yk u have to bother the shit out of steal there things, tease them, etc

may 3- hey there’s ella let’s go steal her water bottle

may 3 by urmom_dabomb May 3, 2022

May 3

Tell me the thing you were going to tell me.

Tell me the thing you were going to tell me on may 3
Kill yourself
Ok

May 3 by Captain piss pistol May 3, 2022

May 10 

National grab ur homies leg day

May 10
*Grabs leg*
Guy: *grabs back*

May 10 by Gingerbread shed May 3, 2022

May 3rd 

National send titty pics day

May 3rd

May 3rd by JEFF JEFFY JEFFERSON May 3, 2022

may 4 

Nation hug and kiss a Caden day!

Teacher: Why does Caden have hickeys on his neck?
Kid:It’s may 4
Teacher: oh yeah i forgot *gives kiss and hug*

may 4 by penis crusader May 3, 2022

May 28 

A cool person (and gay) named Atlas who is born in May 28th B)

someone: you know what day it is?
me: May 28 also as my friend, Atlas’ brithday pretty cool am i right? B)

May 28 by pekpekconsumer123 May 3, 2022