Heavy Kung Fu

Really good and disgustingly badass. A mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kickass as kung fu.

Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"

Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"

by pisodiumis February 4, 2014

Alice Kunjumon

A very funny girl who can motivate anyone and cheer up anyone when they are sad. She is a crazy girl,but that craziness is what brings a smile of peoples faces. She is a valuable person in this world.
BTW: She has a realyy good singing voice even though she doesn't admit it.

Alice kunjumon is crazy

by Soundofmusic June 16, 2014

A Kunz

A combination of someone who is a douchebag, cocky, sarcastic, annoying, ugly, and overall major asshole.

Dude, stop being such a Kunz.

by Blitzzboy87 September 7, 2016

kansas kunt kommittee

A Kansas KKK female Bully Bitch who is a baby mommy and preditor that traps men because she is psychologically unhealthy.

The Kansas Kunt Kommittee is so ugly that she has to get pregnant to become nothing.

by Wicked Witch December 15, 2016

albert kung

Albert Kung is a speedster, faster then the flash, reverse flash, savitar, and god speed. He is the fastest man alive.

Didn't see Albert Kung coming?

by The future of the future December 10, 2017

Tongue Kung Fu

The art of eating ass, only after climbing the proper ranks through training.

Mike - Do you you eat ass?
Dave- I've eaten so much ass, I've mastered the art of Tongue Kung Fu.

by TheChamp2002 June 14, 2018

Ted Kunt

To be a Ted Kunt, you must be against shotacon and lolicon, and be a pure advocate of anti-CSA. On the other hand, you must do nothing about it but yell at people about it.

Nick: Hey you! You suck, you pedophile!
Joe: Gee, Nick! I didn't know you were a Ted Kunt!

by BleaseHelp May 10, 2018