The Typical Scene Boy:
Hi my name is Stupid Fucking Poser. I'm really insecure so I'm gonna dye my hair black and grow it long so it covers my face because I'm so fucking ugly that no one would like me if it wasn't hidden. And I love following the crowd so I buy girl jeans that don't fit my disgusting body and my small dick is pressed tight against the zipper for all the 14 year old girls to see. God I’m SO SPECIAL AND UNIQUE.
My best friend is my flat iron and pomade.
I don’t eat carbs but I like The Faint and underage drinking.
My favorite activity is shopping for Converse and trying not to let my pretend girlfriend know that I’m a fucking faggot.
And every time I go to clubs I have to be REALLY wasted and completely drunk because I secretly have NO personality and all my friends really HATE ME because all I ever do it make out with random ugly kids who are really 15 but somehow got into the club.. and of course I make out with boys that look EXACTLY like me because its cool to pretend I’m something I’m not. When I go to Club 82, I pay $8 to sit outside of a patio and smoke other people’s cigarettes and talk shit about everyone that has their back turned to me.
When I finally decide to dance to all those lame 80’s songs, I try to dance but really I'm just having a fucking seizure to look cool, even though it never works. I swing my arms in the air and shuffle my feet like I have fucking Parkinson’s.. and I always pick the dumbest sluttiest girl to grind my crotch against. HEHE.
Sound familiar?
Yeah kill yourself before someone else does.
The Typical Scene Girl:
Hey everyone, is my hair dyed 5 different colors and cut at different angles? Are you sure my neon plastic earrings match my high heels and bra straps because I would CRY if I didn’t fit in with every other whore I know. Should we only talk about boys and clothes and stuff? LIKE OMG ok.
I like vertical stripes and pony tails. I love leg warmers and anything asymmetrical. I wear shirts with only one sleeve and poke-dot mini skirts so you can see my vagina when I try and dance to the Cure.
Sometimes I’ll dye my hair one bright color in front or in the back so you notice me more but really I’m just trying to look cool so everyone stares and points. Oh wait it doesn't work because I’m just a stupid cunt with no style. *twirls hair*
And when I date guys or make out with them: they HAVE to wear eyeliner and tight t-shirts. They HAVE to have more then 1000 friends on My Space and drive a car past the year 2000 because that’s all that matters. No one cares about feelings, just fuck me in my plastic asshole and tell me how cute I am when my lipstick rubs off on your penis. *pops gum*
I live in Orange County and I’m still in high school but somehow I got a fake ID so I’m SO awesome!! My favorite hang out is Club Bang where I can dance in front of all my internet friends and show how dumb I am. I’m better then everyone else because I know the lyrics to EVERY retarded song played and I can even shake it like one of those trolls in a Lil’ Jon music video.
But whatever, I’ll just show my tits and everyone will be ok.
Sound familiar?
Yeah I should piss on your face next time any of you get near me.
Hi my name is Stupid Fucking Poser. I'm really insecure so I'm gonna dye my hair black and grow it long so it covers my face because I'm so fucking ugly that no one would like me if it wasn't hidden. And I love following the crowd so I buy girl jeans that don't fit my disgusting body and my small dick is pressed tight against the zipper for all the 14 year old girls to see. God I’m SO SPECIAL AND UNIQUE.
My best friend is my flat iron and pomade.
I don’t eat carbs but I like The Faint and underage drinking.
My favorite activity is shopping for Converse and trying not to let my pretend girlfriend know that I’m a fucking faggot.
And every time I go to clubs I have to be REALLY wasted and completely drunk because I secretly have NO personality and all my friends really HATE ME because all I ever do it make out with random ugly kids who are really 15 but somehow got into the club.. and of course I make out with boys that look EXACTLY like me because its cool to pretend I’m something I’m not. When I go to Club 82, I pay $8 to sit outside of a patio and smoke other people’s cigarettes and talk shit about everyone that has their back turned to me.
When I finally decide to dance to all those lame 80’s songs, I try to dance but really I'm just having a fucking seizure to look cool, even though it never works. I swing my arms in the air and shuffle my feet like I have fucking Parkinson’s.. and I always pick the dumbest sluttiest girl to grind my crotch against. HEHE.
Sound familiar?
Yeah kill yourself before someone else does.
The Typical Scene Girl:
Hey everyone, is my hair dyed 5 different colors and cut at different angles? Are you sure my neon plastic earrings match my high heels and bra straps because I would CRY if I didn’t fit in with every other whore I know. Should we only talk about boys and clothes and stuff? LIKE OMG ok.
I like vertical stripes and pony tails. I love leg warmers and anything asymmetrical. I wear shirts with only one sleeve and poke-dot mini skirts so you can see my vagina when I try and dance to the Cure.
Sometimes I’ll dye my hair one bright color in front or in the back so you notice me more but really I’m just trying to look cool so everyone stares and points. Oh wait it doesn't work because I’m just a stupid cunt with no style. *twirls hair*
And when I date guys or make out with them: they HAVE to wear eyeliner and tight t-shirts. They HAVE to have more then 1000 friends on My Space and drive a car past the year 2000 because that’s all that matters. No one cares about feelings, just fuck me in my plastic asshole and tell me how cute I am when my lipstick rubs off on your penis. *pops gum*
I live in Orange County and I’m still in high school but somehow I got a fake ID so I’m SO awesome!! My favorite hang out is Club Bang where I can dance in front of all my internet friends and show how dumb I am. I’m better then everyone else because I know the lyrics to EVERY retarded song played and I can even shake it like one of those trolls in a Lil’ Jon music video.
But whatever, I’ll just show my tits and everyone will be ok.
Sound familiar?
Yeah I should piss on your face next time any of you get near me.
by _FAG[bot.] August 01, 2005
Oakville is a rich, suburban area with spoiled Abercrombie and Bitch kids that think Toronto is a ghetto place where people shoot and murder. On weekends, Oakville kids like to meet up at their local Starbucks then go to someone's house to hang out and take mirror pictures in their luxurious bathrooms then post them on Facebook as if they're gonna say "FUCK ME, I'M FAMOUS!" The other Oakville kid type is the social lifeless loser one who worries too much about their marks. I mean calm the fuck down kid you're too young to worry a lot about school. The rare Oakville kid you can find is the one who moved in from one of the neighbouring cities (Mississauga, Toronto, Brampton, Hamilton etc.) and is having trouble making friends but had a social life in their previous school. This happens because in the spoiled Oakville kid's perspective, this person is queer.
Oakville is also very much ethnically cleansed with whitesfolk and the only ethnic groups are Indians, Asians, Eastern Europeans (usually Serbian or Polish)
Oakville is also very much ethnically cleansed with whitesfolk and the only ethnic groups are Indians, Asians, Eastern Europeans (usually Serbian or Polish)
Toronto kid: Hey loser white kid
Oakville kids: I am not a loser you ghetto cuntface bitch, I am more richer than you!
Toronto kid: Fuck your money no one likes spoiled white fucks like you
Oakville kids: I am not a loser you ghetto cuntface bitch, I am more richer than you!
Toronto kid: Fuck your money no one likes spoiled white fucks like you
by ILiekTurtles December 08, 2009
by Odd Future Kid August 18, 2011
band kids are the epitome of musical nerd-dom. they not only slay dragons in their spare time, but if there was a zombie apocolypse, they would rock shit.
band kid - hey, i like to defeat crime and accomplish other assorted tasks in my spare time!
jesus - well no wonder, you're a band kid!!
jesus - well no wonder, you're a band kid!!
by idocoolstufflikekilldragons September 06, 2010
A kid with an extreme love for AFI. These kids are usually small in stature, sport clothing featuring said band at least once a week and usually have black or dark brown and/or blue and purple hair. These people are not to be confused with Emo kids, because they're NOT whiny little bitches and are usually far more tough than their stature would make one beleive.
Some AFI kids are veritable punks while others may even be quite emo indeed. These emo imposters are not true AFI kids, just wannabes, and emokids tend to be anyway. This is not to say, however, that all AFI kids are punks; they're not. AFI kids are their own subgenre in the conglomerate "alt" scene.
Some AFI kids are veritable punks while others may even be quite emo indeed. These emo imposters are not true AFI kids, just wannabes, and emokids tend to be anyway. This is not to say, however, that all AFI kids are punks; they're not. AFI kids are their own subgenre in the conglomerate "alt" scene.
"Did you see that guy? What an emokid."
"Are you joking? He just beat the crap out of someone for calling him that; look at the blood on his hands. That's an AFI kid."
"Shit, I'd better hide."
"Are you joking? He just beat the crap out of someone for calling him that; look at the blood on his hands. That's an AFI kid."
"Shit, I'd better hide."
by Jakkidee January 07, 2007
A hippie like kid who goes to Rainbow gatherings and who usually does not have a home but has a van and usually panhandles for money or sells drugs. A rainbow kid usually hasn't bathed, wears no shoes, and has long hair/dreadlocks.
Q:What's the difference between a rainbow kid and a Phish kid?
A;A phish kid won't pick up a hitchiker because the car is too full of drugs. The rainbow kid is looking for drugs.
A;A phish kid won't pick up a hitchiker because the car is too full of drugs. The rainbow kid is looking for drugs.
by Newt September 28, 2004
There cannot be just one definition of the so-called emo kid. There are always different types of emo kids, there’s the young and confused, the wrongfully decided, the miserable and unhappy, and the straight edge emo kids.
Young and Confused – these tend to be kids you see in grades 6-10, they mainly listen to pop-punk or pop-emo music. They really have no idea what emo is except that they saw dashboard confessional on MTV and said I want to be like “Chris.” So they go out by all tight fitting close usually try to dress in black grow longer hair and tend to develop an eye sight problem leading them to wear glasses even if they do not need them. You will always find these kids in hot topic buying up all the pop shirts and studded belts and any thing they think will make them look sad because all they are trying to do is be different from everyone else when; however, they just become a “poser” of older emo kids that understand what real emo music is. These kids usually tend to go more towards the XXX ways or start smoking the “marijuana.”
Wrongfully Decided – these are the kids that no one really knew who they were before they start there emo phase. They tend to hang out with a couple emo kids and want to be like them because emo kids act like they have life all figured out and no matter what you do your life will be depressing. So of course these kids will slap on the punk belt or a new popular belt “the brown leather belt” tight close, zip up hoody, grow their hair out and always act depress and go off on every little thing on how it really is wrong because it is known as “popular” to common folk. These kids just are followers and will become what ever they people who brought them into the world of emo are.
Miserable and Unhappy – these are the kids that have never been happy in their whole lives. They always tend to be assholes because they are so narrow-minded and stick to their opinions and cannot agree with any one else’s opinions. These kids always dress in black, usually tight clothing, hats, and are always just looking downward. These kids are usually into the more depressing drugs such as coke, and heroin.
Straight Edge – These are the kids most people tend to hate. They think drugs are evil and anyone that does them should get their ass kicked. Most people hate these bitches. They tend to draw X’s on their hands so everyone knows that they are straight edge. They usually wear the army hats, carry a backpack on there back and hold it with two hands in the front straps. They were any things that look preppy to emo. And they also think they can “kick the shit out of any one.” However, they usually cant because they always have a crew with them you get one or two of these bitches alone and you can have a field day. They can never fight alone they always wait for their friends and like to jump other emo kids that tend to do drugs.
I use to be an emo kid and its just for younger kids. Unless you go famous with it in a band your emo phase will shortly fade out right before you leave high school or in college.
Young and Confused – these tend to be kids you see in grades 6-10, they mainly listen to pop-punk or pop-emo music. They really have no idea what emo is except that they saw dashboard confessional on MTV and said I want to be like “Chris.” So they go out by all tight fitting close usually try to dress in black grow longer hair and tend to develop an eye sight problem leading them to wear glasses even if they do not need them. You will always find these kids in hot topic buying up all the pop shirts and studded belts and any thing they think will make them look sad because all they are trying to do is be different from everyone else when; however, they just become a “poser” of older emo kids that understand what real emo music is. These kids usually tend to go more towards the XXX ways or start smoking the “marijuana.”
Wrongfully Decided – these are the kids that no one really knew who they were before they start there emo phase. They tend to hang out with a couple emo kids and want to be like them because emo kids act like they have life all figured out and no matter what you do your life will be depressing. So of course these kids will slap on the punk belt or a new popular belt “the brown leather belt” tight close, zip up hoody, grow their hair out and always act depress and go off on every little thing on how it really is wrong because it is known as “popular” to common folk. These kids just are followers and will become what ever they people who brought them into the world of emo are.
Miserable and Unhappy – these are the kids that have never been happy in their whole lives. They always tend to be assholes because they are so narrow-minded and stick to their opinions and cannot agree with any one else’s opinions. These kids always dress in black, usually tight clothing, hats, and are always just looking downward. These kids are usually into the more depressing drugs such as coke, and heroin.
Straight Edge – These are the kids most people tend to hate. They think drugs are evil and anyone that does them should get their ass kicked. Most people hate these bitches. They tend to draw X’s on their hands so everyone knows that they are straight edge. They usually wear the army hats, carry a backpack on there back and hold it with two hands in the front straps. They were any things that look preppy to emo. And they also think they can “kick the shit out of any one.” However, they usually cant because they always have a crew with them you get one or two of these bitches alone and you can have a field day. They can never fight alone they always wait for their friends and like to jump other emo kids that tend to do drugs.
I use to be an emo kid and its just for younger kids. Unless you go famous with it in a band your emo phase will shortly fade out right before you leave high school or in college.
kids in tight clothing, usually black, studded or brown belts, XXX or into marjuanna or coke, zip up hoodies, backpacks/messenger bags, notebooks with lyrics/poems, and just are so narrowminded to any one's opinions.
by Bob December 28, 2003