The Italian Matador 

The act of cutting one's penis very slightly so it bleeds but not too much, swinging it around so it's fully red, and then continuously beating it with a hammer so it's flat and resembles a Matador's flag.

My dad did the Italian Matador, I miss him.

The Italian Matador by PickleGod762 August 13, 2024

The Italian Bead

The process of shoving raw pasta in your ass packet by packet and letting it marinate for 5-10 days until you finally release the bottom one causing a jenga effect. This is then served as a dish

Im midst way through The italian bead

The Italian Bead by NewJork January 15, 2026

The Italian Way

Stuffing mozzarella and balsamic vinegar in the ass crack of your loved one, and licking it out until it’s clean. Afterwards you say “mamma Mia!”

“Bro my girl did me the Italian way last night”

The Italian Way by Bigcheeser March 30, 2026

Greasy Italian herringbone

To insert cock into vagina until creampie. Then have her snail trail your neck like a herringbone necklace.

After our wedding she gave me a greasy Italian herringbone for our honeymoon.

Greasy Italian herringbone by Krunchy k May 4, 2026

Cheap Italian

Receiving a rim job in an Olive Garden bathroom

Or

Receiving any sexual favors while smoking cigarettes on the toilette

“Bro this broad I met last night, i took her to olive garden and she gave me a cheap Italian”

Cheap Italian by DerEchteItalianer May 5, 2026

Internet all'Italiana 

(Translated: Italian Internet)
when your internet connection slows down, in Italy it is known that it is one of the countries with the worst internet connection in the world.

-What the F*ck! My internet connection is like a Internet all'Italiana

-F*ck!! I can't play with this Internet all'Italiana

Internet all'Italiana by Rose Lavillant March 18, 2020

the ol' Italian Switcheroofie 

the act of spiking someones drink, taking them home, and taking a roofie yourself, to even the chances, and escape charges

originated from Italy switching sides in the war

-My friend, Fernando, was on trial for raping a girl last week.
-Was he found guilty?
-Nah, he pulled the ol' Italian Switcheroofie.

the ol' Italian Switcheroofie by Cosbirius May 20, 2020