Definitions by PickleGod762

The Italian Matador 

The act of cutting one's penis very slightly so it bleeds but not too much, swinging it around so it's fully red, and then continuously beating it with a hammer so it's flat and resembles a Matador's flag.

My dad did the Italian Matador, I miss him.

The Italian Matador by PickleGod762 August 13, 2024

Pickled Seabiscuit 

The act of pickling a man's severed penis, drying it out, and using it to please yourself.

When I was eight, I found a pickled seabiscuit on my teacher's desk.

Pickled Seabiscuit by PickleGod762 January 2, 2023