Pickled Seabiscuit

The act of pickling a man's severed penis, drying it out, and using it to please yourself.

When I was eight, I found a pickled seabiscuit on my teacher's desk.

by PickleGod762 January 02, 2023

The Italian Matador

The act of cutting one's penis very slightly so it bleeds but not too much, swinging it around so it's fully red, and then continuously beating it with a hammer so it's flat and resembles a Matador's flag.

My dad did the Italian Matador, I miss him.

by PickleGod762 August 13, 2024