Home-schooled

To be taught at home rather than the god-awful abominations that are public schools. Or, as all the definitions that are no doubt above this one say, it is a person who, do to living an "isolated" life, is a socially awkward person, an idiot with no fashion sense, or a retarded person. (I'm allowed to complain about public schools because I was in one for a while, by the way.)
Person A: I just got back from school, where I learned information that I already knew, didn't really need to know and wasn't interested in knowing about, and stuff that I just didn't understand.

Person B: I'm home-schooled, so I got to learn about things that I'm interested in, and none of it was overly complicated, so I had enough time focus on my interests and maintain a healthy sleep schedule!
by A Name. I'm uncreative. January 14, 2018
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It's coming home

A phrase England fans say every time England progresses in an international tournament. Usually the World Cup and the Euros.
"Harry Kane just scored a penalty to win it in the 90+3' against San Marino!"
"Wow, It's coming home for sure!
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home vortex

The feeling you get when you get home and don’t feel like going back out for anything, planned or unplanned.
“Yeah, Jamie cancelled. She’s in the home vortex
“I have to cancel for tonight guys, I’m in the home vortex.”
by Mimmi July 31, 2023
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Home germs

The germs in your home, the ones you are well acquainted with.
Get your hands off your mouth you'll spread the Corona! Nah I won't these are my home germs I'm using.
by Chaosoftime10 March 18, 2020
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Home-ophobic

When you’re someone who doesn’t like your home or other people’s homes
by ZimTheAilen June 09, 2021
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Home Birth

A sexual act in which the lady viciously straddles the face of her partner whilst screaming and cursing. The partner then has to push himself forward to breathe before she can defecate on his chest.
What's up, Dave? You look glum.

Sharon and I home birthed last night and we'd been to Taco Bell.
by Mr Fury March 21, 2024
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Home Birth

Someone who vastly out performs his/her peers at a particular activity. Common in the South. Home birth's obviously have no birth certificate thus making the validity of their age up for debate
Lebron James is way to badass to be 24, hes gotta be 35.... Home Birth!
by Dwarf Comquat June 22, 2009
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