by Officer Brown Sugar Nasty July 21, 2011
Get the Searching for the Blue Footed Boobymug. Meaning that a person is so stressed out they're even considering jumping off a bridge.
For stressed out students or workers (mainly made for college students, especially around finals time).
Not meant to be taken seriously!!! IT IS A JOKE.
For stressed out students or workers (mainly made for college students, especially around finals time).
Not meant to be taken seriously!!! IT IS A JOKE.
"Hey Roxanne, you okay? "
Roxanne: "Nah man, it's finals week. Between this and work, I've already got one foot on the bridge.."
Roxanne: "Nah man, it's finals week. Between this and work, I've already got one foot on the bridge.."
by Bb용 January 12, 2017
Get the one foot on the bridgemug. 
Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.
The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath
by CoxfordEnglish December 17, 2022
Get the Florida Foot Bathmug. Noun. The pubic-like fuzz sprouting from the top of the adult human foot. Generally occurring in males, foot bush has shown some prevalence in the adult female population.
Example: If in your shoe you feel a squish/ you may have grown a foot bush.
Curly and coarse like the hair on your tush/ is that of the voluminous hair of your foot bush.
Example: If in your shoe you feel a squish/ you may have grown a foot bush.
Curly and coarse like the hair on your tush/ is that of the voluminous hair of your foot bush.
by Taint Hammer May 12, 2015
Get the foot bushmug. by ilikelikelikelikeye March 26, 2021
Get the footmug.