Foot Application

Foot Application: The precursor to the revered foot job. The act of sending applications (i.e, photographs or other standardized workplace media) for the position of foot job.

You know damn well before I get that fj I need the damn bitch to send me that MLA formatted foot application with all references listed in alphabetical order, all typed in Times New Roman.

by Da_Monti_Truth June 25, 2025

Myrtle Beach pigs foot

it is when a female sex partner shits on a male’s penis then proceeding to give him a footjob

Me and my girl last night was getting our freak on. She gave me a Myrtle Beach Pigs Foot at the end.

by highclassontop June 26, 2025

Foot Nipples

Toes

I could not resist worshipping her foot nipples.

by ApricotFields June 27, 2025

Club foot

A deformed foot that is twisted so that the sole cannot be placed flat on the ground. In other words, your grippers literally become golf clubs.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about timmy and his club foot?

Guy 2: Oof yeah, but hey, at least he doesn't have to pay for his golf clubs!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 28, 2025

Kiss my foot

A more polite version of "kiss my ass."

Friend: "He said you were too mean to him."

Me: "Well, he can respectfully kiss my foot. I said what I said."

by Willbbackup July 4, 2025

Foot Fungi

Rabid fans of right-wing creators Ethan & Hila Klein. Calling themselves "foot soldiers", these fans engage in campaigns of harassment, bullying, brigading & doxxing of anyone who criticizes the once popular Ethan Klein. Reminiscent of cults such as Charles Manson's, they are impervious to reason, logic and truth - whatever their leader tells tells them becomes gospel and they will quickly expel other members who begin to question the behaviour and actions of Ethan.

The foot fungi have posted revenge porn on their subreddit again

by Ethan DeKlein July 4, 2025

42nd Regiment Of Foot

The 42nd regiment is a scottish regiment, back in the napoleonic wars,

42nd Regiment Of Foot guy: we neeh a bear ih cae
British man: YOUR BLOODY CAPSTAINS ARE STOLEN FROM OUR SHIPS!!

by Tedstr July 11, 2025