colostomy fag

A psychotic individual with a very specific neurotic obsession involving the desire or intent to permanently replace part of your colon with his penis via illicit surgery in which his urethra is bored out and drastically widened, then tied to your lower intestine which forces your feces to be funneled up into his bladder; i.e., becoming a human colostomy bag. Without intervention and reversal, this procedure is usually fatal for both assailant and victim.

Randy the sociopath watched the Human Centipede, so now he wants to take it to the next level and become a colostomy fag.

by skoto August 19, 2018

Fag with a vag

opposite to chick with a dick

wanna know whats worse than a chick with a dick? fag with a vag

by UnknownSlav January 23, 2019

mad fag

very, extremely gay. if your name is Landon then you definitely have mad fag.

Ex: wow, Landon is so mad fag, he sux dicks.

by crustycroissant October 8, 2018

mad fag

Very or extremely gay. If your name is Landon you definitely have mad fag.

Ex: That dude is MAD fag. His name must be Landon.

by crustycroissant October 8, 2018

Royal-fag

A dickhead who hangs out at Royal Comedy Theatre.

Person 1: Hey, man, I want coke but no one is picking up.

Person 2: I guess we'll have to go try to score at Royal, and put up with the Royal-fags.

Person 1: That place is even worse than Comedy Bar now. Royal-fags are so annoying.

by Mr.steelrod January 29, 2023

Royal-fag

A dickhead who hangs out at Royal Comedy Theatre.

Person 1: Hey, man, I want coke but no one is picking up.

Person 2: I guess we'll have to go try to score at Royal, and put up with the Royal-fags.

Person 1: That place is even worse than Comedy Bar now. Royal-fags are so annoying.

by Mr.steelrod January 29, 2023

fag out

To bother a heterosexual about becoming a fag.

Andre: My goodness those Levi's fit you very nicely. We should hang out some night with my friends.

Roger: No thanks.
Andre: Why not ?

Roger: I'm not going to fag out. Girls are my thing. Get lost.

by cut the cards February 9, 2023