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Fuck My Life 

A common phrase used by many unfortunate people. This phrase gained popularity from the epic movie Superbad (fat mexican who hates life). It is a common phrase used by 4 members of the 3rd Floor Whores RB, SC, AB, and FA. It is used when a person is under heavy stress or pressure, or just walked out of a brutal exam/test or just did something really retarded and regrets it.
FA: Don't worry, we won't lose late marks for this assignment.
RB: Okay we better not.
FA: My bad, we lost 20% off our mark...
RB: Fuck my life.

SC: What the fuck was that? (regarding chemistry exam)
AB: I guessed on half the questions, fuck my life.
Fuck My Life by SwiftRich March 17, 2008
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Fuck you asshole! 

Expletive used to express extreme dissatisfaction with another individual.
8==> (( /\\\ is text lingo for "fuck you asshole!"
Fuck you asshole! by Sex Ed December 19, 2006
the bed head or rat's nest someone gets after being on their back from a good shaggin'
She came out of the his room a little flushed and the back of her head was one big fuck puff.
fuck puff by puff maker April 22, 2006

Fuck nud 

Someone who is so stupid they should wear a helmet.
I want to beat that fuck nud Greg in the head with a bat.
Fuck nud by VanLowe September 9, 2009

Fuck the monkey

To be the start of something horrible. The cause of something devastating.
Judy is pissed at me for giving her a computer virus, but someone sent it to me first. I didn't fuck the monkey.

The world now has AIDS because somebody fucked the monkey.
Fuck the monkey by ElDonzo May 29, 2015

fuck it, pig on roof

just fuck it and put that pig on the roof, meaning to let something go and do whatever you want
I dont wanna do my homework tonight, guess its just fuck it, pig on roof