Ethan

The shortest person ever

Your almost as short as Ethan

by Please vote yes for this November 10, 2019

Ethan

The kind of person who strengthens your hopes and hides your fears. The kind of person you read about but didn't think actually, like, existed. The kind of person you pull close and then totally forget about ever letting go.

that ethan is the best big brother, i could ever ask for

by JeanieJay November 3, 2020

Ethan hay

Utter dick

He’s an absolute ethan hay

by Copy poom October 10, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a keen explorer of life, he don't want to waste a single second. He spends most of my day planning ahead for his future while trying to stay on top of his physical and mental game. He's a well rounded guy, who is open to learning many things and is skill-full in many fields. He is also very aware of his surroundings, making me fit for a work environment.

Ethan is so grounded.

by fatmeadyColombian123 August 10, 2023

ethan

ethan. this kid is going to fuck your bitch and give you little siblings. he’s gonna eat your mom and leave it like ground beef. he’s got a huge penis, like buddha’s stomach. he’s also got the charm of an angel. when he smiles he lights up the galaxy. the girls drool over him. they finger themselves in the thought of ethan. he is just so sexy and dominant.

ethan fucked my girl last night and he said that she felt brand new.

by mr fyb March 7, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a tall very weak man who gets beaten in races by his just above 5ft girlfriend.

Guy1: who is that I swear he is green?
Guy2: no he is just a pea
Guy1: but his been beaten by that 5ft girl over there?
Guy2: yes I know he must be an ethan

by Sophia the 5ft legend May 2, 2021

Ethan

A boy who believes anything!

Ethan believes chupacabras are real!

by Bob rob doug May 19, 2018