shaving the dog

Doing something that seems like a good idea, but in reality is a bad decision.

Ben spent 3 weeks shaving the dog and now we are puppy fucked.

by mhansen November 17, 2017

snazz dog

A cool dog thing that is snazzy

Snazz dogs are snazzy

by Snazz dog November 24, 2017

dog paddle

1: The absolutely most pathetic way to swim.
2: The first way you learn to swim.

Molly was totally clueless. She just swam across the pool using the dog paddle.

by ShiftReturn December 2, 2017

Dog Noodle

When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.

I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018

Clutch Dog

A person who is known for coming in clutch, or a person who has come in clutch in the current situation.

Damn yo, thanks for sending me that homework last minute. You a clutch dog, homey.

by Sir Benis Bepidus March 13, 2018

potato dog

The cutest thing one can imagine

You are such a potato dog 😍

by Doggoo February 21, 2017

choke dog

When you're performing doggy style and you put her in a headlock. Then you continue to smash while she's unconscious and take her to pound town.

"Hey have you tried choke dog yet? "
"Yeah dude it worked so well she couldn't remember a thing"

by Neucrotic January 27, 2017