one crazy town

When a person pays for a midget to give them a swirly in a public toilet full of shit and before they take a breath the midget hops on the top of the toilet tank and shits on their head. Then they pull their head out and go that's one crazy town.

Midget: Indistinguishable midget mill speak (sounding like kid rock bowittaba mixed with Teletubbies) Customer: That's one crazy town you got here. Midget:Fuck you
Customer:Thanx

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020

Gailan Crazy

A condition that leaves its host in an anxiety driven state; often going on rants about the government and a variety of conspiracy theories. The effects of going gailan crazy worsen with the consumption of alcohol and other drugs. Some may get violently horny so wear an extra pair of underwear to be safe. The infected are known to be extraordinarily talented and impossibly attractive.

Girl I'm so drunk i think I'm going gailan crazy.

by Jan a lammin April 19, 2018

crazy lion

A girl who jerks you off, again and again. Over 300 times.

Zettie gave the best Crazy Lion's.

by Sugar pie eater. April 3, 2020

Crazy Sexy

The level of sexy one reaches that has onlookers questioning the level of crazy shit they would do just to ensure the continued presence of said individual(s).

Bill Cosby: But... your Honor they were all crazy sexy.

by HannahUcray December 29, 2020

Crazy tax

When your girl is crazy and you have to drop money on bullshit that’s not needed.

You got 1 page of a book wet she just got, so now it’s obviously ruined, so you need to buy a new 50$ cook book. That is a crazy tax.

by HahaLOLgeez May 25, 2020

Crazy Poo

when you poop so big and beautiful ur booty gets 10x bigger permantently (forever) and you lose all the weight on your body. This poop is usually a very vivid beautiful brown color and is so smelly (stinky) it makes you lose your sense of smell. If you taste it, (reccomended but not nesessary) it will also make you lose your sense of taste. If you look at it too long, you will go blind. If you want tips on how to acheive a Crazy Poo, go to howtocrazypoo.com for more details.

"Guess what man, I just Crazy Pooed! don't go in the bathroom for awhile, don't want you to lose your sense of smell!"

"I just had a Crazy Poo!"

by GayManSal November 18, 2021

crazy together

if someone were to say this to you, specifically your childhood best friend to whom you are gay for, its a way of saying i love you and i want to spend forever with you and the only reason im dating my girlfriend is because its the closest i could get to dating you and she looks exactly like you

"hey well if were both going crazy, we'll go crazy together right?" "yeah. crazy together."

by crazytogether705 October 2, 2025