Dream Cream 

Dream Cream is the magical secretion that comes prior to nap time.

Brooke make me sleepy after I give her the dream cream.

Dream Cream by HT?V June 8, 2018

Swedish cream

A small white sticky ball of sweet delight. Made by men for women

i gave my girl a swedish cream last night

Swedish cream by R-tech May 28, 2018

corner cream 

The foamy goo that some people develop in the corners of their mouth/lips. Sometimes it is much more noticable when they are speaking to you.

I couldnt stop looking at how bad she needed to lick her corner cream when she was talking to me.

corner cream by Sapianhomo July 31, 2018

mudpie cream special 

When a Girl shits, smears it onto her pussy, ejaculates onto it then a guy eats it. Works better when the person has to eat it has no knowledge of it's distribution and while the person is blindfolded.

Jenny gave her husband a mudpie cream special without his knowledge and while he was blindfolded. The guy threw up violently

mudpie cream special by xanderisatrannywholikescock October 25, 2018

Pissing cream 

Your girl is peeing and giving a blow job

My girl gave me a pissing cream last night

Pissing cream by Smurfasaur November 28, 2018

Ice cream van

A van that plays music to lure in children. It says ice cream on it and when you get there you are greeted by a very old man, this man loves to play with kids and when the parents look away they are pulled inside and.... well you know. Then when they look back it's normal it happens in less then a second! Ever wondered why kids are so eager to go to the ice cream van? Well know you know.... Don't trust your kids with an old bat!

"Mummy I want to go to the ice cream van!" "Be careful remember stranger danger😈."

Ice cream van by cutekitty69 November 28, 2018

Foot Cream 

Semen that is kept in a jar to be rubbed on the feet at a later time.

“What’s that smell”
“It’s my new foot cream”

Foot Cream by Yeet69deeznutz March 18, 2019