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Bluff Bunny 

A person who tries to act like they know what they are doing even though they know don't have a clue.

A bluff bunny will lie about something in an attempt to not look stupid or uneducated; though all ways proving the ladder.
Bluff Bunny: "Can I borrow your clippers?"
Owner: "Do you know how to use them?"
Bluff bunny: "Ya! I'm not stupid"

-after-

Owner: "Why does my clippings brush have oil all over it?"
Bluff bunny: "I put some razer oil on the blade and spred it around, that's what you're suppose to do."

Owner: "NO! you stupid bluff bunny! The kit comes with a different, smaller blade brush, and it's for CLEANING not painting with oil!"
Bluff Bunny by Stonemagick June 21, 2011
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Flumpy Bunny

A very large imposing creature who's hobby is that of apprehension (typically with a trainee Flumpy Bunny).

They are usually found in Western Russia, as well as Ukraine, Kazahkstan as well as other countries where prostitution is legal.
Guy 1: Hey lads, wanna go for a walk and get a burger.

Guys: Urrrrrrrm.... NO!

Guy 1: Why not?

Guys: Word on the streets is that the Flumpy Bunny is back in town. We better watch out.

Guy 1: Oh sorry, looks like I was on the verge of aprehension.

Muddy Bunny 

A variation of the Muddy Buddy. After vigorous anal sex, when there is a thin layer of fecal matter still present on the penis, the act of spreading the fecal matter around your sex partners booty, resulting in a brown spot that resembles a rabbit's dirty bushy tail.
After having anal sex with my girlfriend last night, I gave her a muddy bunny.
Muddy Bunny by Metallibun July 18, 2011

cadburry bunny 

a fine dark skinned sister...cuz she sweet and chocolate
these light skinned broads be on some bullshit...eff it..i need me a cadburry bunny..a sweet chocolate sista!
cadburry bunny by REAL TIME August 2, 2011
A designer street drug that is similar to Special K; but with a more pronounced trippy aspect and a speedy feeling.
Last night was so crazy; I went into a ka-bunny hole and, I swear to god, I thought I was an algebra equation for over an hour.
ka-bunny by MM67 August 15, 2011

Being Bunny 

When you are so horny and just wanna screw like rabbits. All day, all the time, and every chance you get.
K - "I'm so bunny right now!"
S - "I know, i'm always being bunny!"
K - "Wanna just do it in my car!?"
S - "Eh, F**K it why not!?"

Mint Mojito
Being Bunny by VaizardS September 8, 2011

Junk Bunny 

In reference to someone who is annoying, whiney, or complains constantly.
I cant stand to be in the same room as you, your such a junk bunny!
Junk Bunny by the unjunk bunny January 1, 2012