Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.

Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!

by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020

tickle biscuit

weak ass mother fucker

Used to be tattoo sleeves meant you were a tough guy. Now it usually means you're a little tickle biscuit.

by 14sharibaby August 23, 2011

gym biscuit

Hot fit female, typically wearing makeup, at the gym.

Duuuude.... did you see that gym biscuit doing squats? She’s hot and I wanna bang!

by MTen10 February 18, 2018

Nutella biscuits

Another word for weed

Matt: “me Logan Ben and Isaac are going to smoke some nutella biscuits”
Bobby: “wait I want to come”

by Josh millers jj February 8, 2020

Multi-Biscuit

Having sex whilst laying on multiple biscuits such as hobnobs

Jordan "Yo, did you hear what happened about shonk?"
Will "No what happened?"
Jordan "Last night him and his girl multi-biscuited"

by MeisterBob January 14, 2016

hand biscuit

When you fart into your hand and release it unexpectedly in someone’s face. Also known as palm balm

While Heather was at her desk working, I did a drive by and delivered her a hand biscuit.

by Handbiscuit February 22, 2023

Shit On A Biscuit

When you see something that blows your mind

Someone:I just won a a championship

Protagonist:Well shit on a biscuit that's f****** great my friend

by Random Fucker 1212 July 28, 2022