protein asshole

A guy who is so obsessed with working out that he always seems to be holding a protein shake or shaking protein powder in his mouth.

Yo that guy is a total protein asshole, look at him just going to town at that protein milkshake...piece of shit.

by prakkattack96 December 14, 2015

chrome asshole

The act of plunging into your girl enough to buff the surface of her rectum to be reflective.

I gave Suzy a chrome asshole last night

by PSN..slayer-wayne76 January 1, 2016

firecrotch asshole

When a person leaks his nudes on twitter and says that he has a big dick but he actually has a 3 inch firecrotch

Man that dude Declan is a real firecrotch asshole

by himynamedbvdd June 9, 2016

Candle Asshole

Those people who have a closet full of seasonal candles and yet they go to major candle retailers every month and spend an ass load on MORE candles. They also say things like "you are supposed to sniff the lid, NOT the wax." They also think there is a right way and a wrong way to burn a candle.

"I have a dilemma, I want to buy a bunch of fall candles but I don't want to be one of those Candle Assholes..."

by Irina Redd September 8, 2016

Poke-Asshole

A person who plays Pokémon Go, usually while driving, with absolutely no regard for the safety of those around them.

That Poke-Asshole nearly ran me over!

by DEthington July 16, 2016

ruptured asshole

To have a ruptured asshole means that your anus has been stretched so wide it explodes, leaving a not-so-tight-hole!

I penetrated Elly's asshole so fast and hard with my monster penis, she got a ruptured asshole.

by MrJackRadford November 28, 2016

stoplight asshole

A stoplight asshole is a driver of the only car on one side of an intersection who waits long enough to trip the signal change, but could have right-turned all along. They turn on the yellow light, leaving cross traffic to a red light.

I would have made on time if it wasn't for the stoplight asshole.

by potaytoes February 4, 2017