dog collar

Term for the neckband type of clergy collar, especially commonly worn by Episcopal priests.

"Who's the dude wearing the dog collar?"
"Oh, that's Father Smith from the Episcopal Church."

by oneoldgeezer2.0 December 13, 2013

Cardboard dog

A shriveled up dick. Used as an insult more than literally

Tom: Shut the fuck up Izzy you cardboard dog I hate you
Izzy: WTF!????!?!!!!!

by Tomcablehater2 August 3, 2020

Swedish Dog

The Swedish Dog is an oral sexual act, in which the participant with an uncircumsised Penis (or other form of genitalia) puts a snus in their foreskin and has the person giving them oral sex put the snus under their lip using only their mouth.

Q1: Man, i got mad swedish dog from this girl the other day.
Q2: I got some swedish dog from a guy last week.

by MadGiggel November 18, 2021

Dog Noodle

When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.

I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018

post dog

when you are running after someone at 1am and you’re drunk so you write post dog instead of lost dog.

“running after emma like a post dog” - helena bekele and kate murphy

by post dog March 4, 2021

popo dog

eshay with tiny penis

your a popo dog

by popodog March 30, 2021

travel dog

an erection while traveling (ie, in a car, on a bus, on a train).

(while driving)
passenger: "my god, i've got the biggest travel dog right now"
driver: "fuck man that's disgusting, get the fuck out of my car"

by Chris Hoffman January 24, 2008