grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics

“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“

by Excabur February 25, 2021

Salt Lick

A term used by the rhinoceros community meaning to do bath salts.

Freak rhino: boi im botta go for a salt lick.
Jingledon: gimme some eejit before i tie you to a vending machine.
Freak rhino: bomboclat!

by Smuffluffis Jandark July 14, 2025

lake lick-a-[snatch]y

Clever way to say someone is a lesbian.

I think she's been hanging out at Lake Lick-A-Snatchy

by Jimmy Pete August 9, 2009

diabolical lick

to steal something from a school in menacing demeanour

I just hit a diabolical lick in the bathrooms dude!

by wet dog alien September 19, 2021

devious lick

A stolen item with a funny name

"look at this devious lick I just got; I got a soap dispenser"

by jefff734 September 21, 2021

Lick the ice cube

When a man dips his balls in liquid nitrogen and walks around looking for people to lick them.

Dude, just had my balls liquid nitro'd, gonna go out and look for people willing to lick the ice cube.

by Thingshavehappened August 14, 2017

Anti Clockwise Licks

When the lubliest of cings gets their hands on a stray cat to give the moiniest lick of its life tru god

Liam gave out the lubliest anti clockwise licks

by Lubliest licker October 6, 2020