Shit Eyes

The offensive (but accurate) way to refer to an unrepenting jackass who frequently makes life difficult for others by being mean-spirited and/or simply stupid.

Presumable derived from a culture that tended to hold down those who exhibited these traits and rub shit in their eyes.

Synonymous with Fucker.

Hey, Shit Eyes, that's my mug. Use your own.

Shit Eyes over there keeps using my mug.

I wish that Shit Eyed fucker would stop using my mug.

by Ship Cannon August 19, 2010

Whale Eye

The look one partner gives the other while performing fellatio or cunnilingus; looking out of the side or corner of wide eyes to assess the level of enjoyment.

Last time I hooked up with that chick I gave her a facial, this time she kept giving me the whale eye.

by El Dubio May 19, 2010

bugner's eye

Bugner's eye (n). Flapless female
genitalia, resembling Joe Bugner's
closed-up eye in any fight he's ever had.

That fanny I was with last night had a Bugner's eye

by C February 24, 2004

Salty Eye

When a person shits and fails to clean up or "finish the paperwork" there may be a slight discomfort around the anal region, a slight burn to every step you take.

Man I think I gotta go and finish the paperwork, I've got the ol' salty eye happening!!

by brentlyexperience October 20, 2008

Eye candy

Eye candy is like staring at someone whom you find interested in and you think is hot.

My girlfriend (Chevell) is like eye candy every time I look at her it's like my eyes have a small orgasm.

by Chevell is a cutie September 27, 2017

Whispering Eye

A women's vagina.

Dialog from the movie Role Models:

Danny: I'd love to see you. (Talking to ex-girlfriend)
Augie: *Whispers a suggestion* And your whispering eye.
Danny: And your whispering eye.
*Closes phone*
Danny: Whispering eye?
Augie: It means vagina.

by Christina and Sophearith March 30, 2009

eye-poking

The act of jabbing or piercing the eye ball with a pointed instrument such as a pencil or the index finger. Eye-poking is similar to eye-gauging except that eye-gauging generally employs the thumb and is used in self-defense.

An eye for an eye discourages eye-poking. ~ ..phiLip..

by kingphilip2 July 10, 2011