napalm dump

You go for a shit and you come to wipe your ass...there is tons of dump on it all stuck on your ass like napalm. Takes an awful lot of toilet paper to shift it. Complete opposite of a Phantom Shit.

Man I went for a huge shit eariler...ended up with a Napalm Dump..took fucking AGES to wipe my ass!

by Peterkin262 June 29, 2017

Pump and Dump

When you're on the toilet and need to force shit out.

Bro 1: "Wait, I'ma pump the shit out, then take a bath"
Bro 2: Pump and Dump, I like it

by Ze Philippinian September 21, 2018

Dump wait

When you have to go number two but don't have a facility so you have to hold it.

"I hate it when my old lady gets in the can before me, sits in there for hours while I dump wait."

by afro-d October 28, 2008

Trump Dump

When you take a dump like Donald Trump.

Oh! I hate such a big dinner that I need to take a Trump Dump!

by thejv022 March 25, 2017

Trump Dump

When you are soo full of shit that an enormous amount of bullshit is leaking outta your shit tunnel.

I took a huge Trump Dump on my buddy Billy. I bent over and just unloaded a giant steaming pile of bullshit down his throat to the point where he accepted it and gobbled it down.

by Elohdaeh November 11, 2020

Dump the glock or sum

Means to empty the clip

You want beef then go ahead and dump the glock or sum.

by Nate601334 September 16, 2021

Super Dump

When you see the bear cross the road or get a solid strike and let all the dogs out at once

I was driving down the road last night and ol slew foot ran across in front of me so I gave him the super dump

by Ppooppjklsshb69 September 19, 2020