The Sons Of Virgins 

This group Consists of Modest Pelican (their leader), And the stealtho gang. Which consists of Stealtho Marto, Stealtho Fieldo, Stealtho Crosby, Stealtho Carbo, Stealtho Symo, Stealtho Robbo, Stealtho Maddie, (and a few more I believe). They are the ultimate gangsters who promote Christianity and keeping your purity. Modest Pelican (also known as Papa Peli) also ensures people stay hydrated and is one of his most prominent beliefs. And they’re the most feared gang in all of Los Santos.

Non-Virgin Loser: Who’s the most powerful Gang in Los Santos
Me: I guess you never heard of The Sons Of Virgins

The Sons Of Virgins by 10 Am February 22, 2021

Dick rider in the House of vampires 

A terrible movie written by a notorious dick rider himself, Glenn Danzig . Terrible movie

Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits

Dick rider in the House of vampires by C. MURDER September 20, 2021

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

www. youtube.com/ watch?v=KzePgXk6934

Not content with doing nothing and enjoying their win, the enemy team has instead chosen to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory - Phrase, common usage. Doing something stupid causing your team to lose when all you had to do was nothing.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory by Gamer487 December 3, 2019

The Michael Jackson Vault 

1. The place where Michael Jackson mini movie’s go when they are not on YouTube for free on “The Official Michael Jackson” YouTube channel. But come out to see the light of day on rare occasion.

2. Also can be used to say as a figure of speech as a rare occurrence like “Once in a Blue Moon”.

Person 1: Hey did you see yesterday that they finally took out a movie from The Michael Jackson Vault?

Person 2: No. What one is it this time?

Person 1: “Ghosts”

Person 2: Cool I’ll have to watch it before they put it back in The Michael Jackson Vault.

The Michael Jackson Vault by Blazin Boy ✔️ October 29, 2020

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS. 

The nicest way to respond to a sext

Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS. by whenthathomebrewhits October 26, 2019

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod 

A five book series about a half human, half vampire boy named Vladimir Tod and a prophecy surrounding him. Although some parts of the book are very serious, the author still manages to make the books extremely funny and light-hearted. A vampire series that isn't a cliche, sappy love story. *cough* like Twilight. An easy, yet awesome read, if you enjoy the supernatural. Written by Heather Brewer.

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod- one of the best vampire books I've ever read.

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod by book_nerd27 August 14, 2011

I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got 

Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.

Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives

Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"

Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."

I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got by come_on_england October 16, 2008