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Smochină Smooch Scale

First-known documented scale by an Eastern Bloc author (Nichita Smochină of Moldavia) created for men and women courting one another to rate flirting and kissing on a scale of 1 to 9 (Communist belief did not allow for a 10). The original scale was published in 1930 by Smochină's in the anthology, Cunoștințe Utile ("Useful Knowledge").

As the story goes, Smochină was in Paris at the time, and met a young woman who simply could not flirt or kiss. When he tried to explain to his friends how poorly this woman communicated and later smooched, there was simply no language for explaining this problem. That night, Smochină created the famous Smochină Smooch Scale in one draft. Many say he was divinely inspired.

The rating for #1 took off and gained quite a bit of fame internationally. In its original form, it was "Ăsta se sărută ca o sardină rece de la Marea Neagră" (This one kisses like a cold sardine from the Black Sea.) By the time is was used in speakeasies in Chicago, it had been notably shortened to "Ca un peşte rece" (Like a cold fish).
"So, Fred, tell us. How does she rate on the Smochină Smooch Scale?"
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The Arbib Scale

A scale used to measure gullibility of a consumer of media. There's 'interesting' and then there's stupidly gullible.

Actual
Ridiculous
Blatant
Idiotic
Bias
"Honey, did you read this note about how Trump is really an alien from space?"

"Richard, that has to be 10 out of 10 on the ARBIB scale... he's just a loudmouth and rude"
by DyvCush November 9, 2025
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The Morg Scale

A Spectrum of Perception, Resonance, and Wonder

Overview:

The Morg Scale measures the depth of engagement between perception and appreciation; how something draws the observer beyond passive seeing or hearing into active, layered, multidimensional awareness.

Ranging nominally from 1.00 to 9.13, the Morg Scale quantifies the transition from ordinary notice to full emotional resonance.

Scale Summary

Range Stage Name Definition / Experience

1.00 – 2.00 The Glance Surface awareness; the first look, the initial encounter.

2.01 – 3.03 The Double-Take Recognition that something merits a second look; curiosity awakens.

3.04 – 4.44 Morgander The third look; disbelief, admiration, or wonder draws you deeper.
4.45 – 6.06 Morgany The layered quality that keeps revealing more; the magnetic essence.
6.07 – 8.08 Morganite Crystalline clarity —refracting into multidimensional light; disbelief and admiration

8.09 – 9.13 MorganTone Resonance beyond sight; emotional frequency felt long after the moment passes.
9.14 + (∞) Trans-Morg Pure immersion; when the boundary between observer and observed dissolves.
Interpretation Guide

Below 3.00 — The Unnoticed Realm

Moments exist, but we move too quickly. There’s data, not depth.

3.04 – 4.44 — The Awakening (Morgander)

The point where attention becomes emotion. You see instead of look.

4.45 – 6.06 — The Magnetism (Morgany)

Patterns emerge; curiosity becomes affection. The observer starts orbiting the subject.

6.07 – 8.08 — The Crystalline (Morganite)

Light bends. Every angle reveals new color. Disbelief and admiration coexist.

8.09 – 9.13 — The Resonant (MorganTone)

Perception turns to vibration. You feel the presence of meaning, not just notice it.

9.14 + — The Trans-Morg State

Beyond appreciation — unity. The moment, the meaning, and the observer become indistinguishable.

Applications

Art & Design: Gauge the emotional depth a piece evokes.

Relationships: Describe connection beyond chemistry — resonance.

Storytelling: Track how narrative detail draws readers from glance to immersion.

Life Moments: When something stops you mid-motion, note its Morg rating.

Fun References

“That view hit a 7.9 on the Morg Scale — refracted disbelief into pure awe.”

“Their duet reached a 9.13 — straight MorganTone resonance.”

“Most days are 3’s and 4’s, but every so often you find a Morganite moment.”
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Feminist Perspectives Scale

This comes from the idea that all women by gender are therefore feminist and what kind of feminist you are or to what degree.

This is an interactive version of the Feminist Perspectives Scale, a measure of feminist and gender attitudes.

Introduction
Feminism is a group of political movements broadly representing women's interests. Feminist identity has been a popular research topic in Women's Studies and social psychology and a variety of different frameworks and instruments have been developed trying to organize what it means to be a feminist. The Feminist Perspectives Scale developed by Nancy M. Henley and colleagues in 1998 measures five types of feminism that they thought have typically been distinguished from one and other in the study of feminism in the United States, as well as a generic type of anti-feminism. The scales of the FPS are liberal feminism, radical feminism, socialist feminism, cultural feminism, womanism/WOC, and conservatism.

Procedure
The test consists of 60 statements that must be rated by how you view them on the scale: (1) disagree (2) slightly disagree (3) neutral (4) slightly agree (5) agree. Each item should be responded to quickly without over-thinking. The test should take most people not more than six minutes.

Others personality and belief scales here.

Treatyrights; equal trolling rights
On the Feminist Perspectives Scale, I am post-feminisim.
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1 to 10 female attractiveness scale

The 1 to 10 scale is, like, the scale that you use to give your wife an eight, even though she's probably a four plus.
On the 1 to 10 female attractiveness scale, Angelina's a nine, but you an 8.5 even after five kids, baby.
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1 to 10 female attractiveness scale

Rating system for the 1 to 10 female attractiveness scale .Has roots in Olympic scoring . Rating of 10 means the best score overall in multiple departments. Facial symentry, hair color/length, breast size/placement, weight/height ratio, length of legs, ass, clothing and desire to mate with her. Has significant sexual undertones.
Hey , see that fine looking bitch sitting at the bar? Hear of the 1 to 10 female attractiveness scale .?She's a 9.7? Hot, busty and dressed to bop! I'm going in...
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