The Road to Rak and Ruane

The reason behind why you feel unbelievably hungover. A night spent with Peebles (Rak) and Ali (Ruane) will definitely leave you wonder what the hell hit you in the liver with the force of a small, localised atom bomb.

“I feel like I’m trying to recover from a fucking autopsy!”
“Well, that’ll happen when you end up on the road to Rak and Ruane!”

by PhuxakeMan November 23, 2021

Dusty Back Road

The skid mark in your new underwear from your nasty ass not being washed from yesterday.

I sat down this morning for my typical shit before work and I saw I had a Dusty Back Road. I guess I should have showered last night.

by Greg from The Committee May 24, 2023

150 Freston Road

One of many locations that the music video for Rick Astley's 1987 song "Never Gonna Give You Up".

"Hey, did you see that cool new place around here?"
"No, what's the address?"
"150 Freston Road"
"Alright"
*goes on google maps"
"Oh god."

by SquishyMelon May 26, 2023

Road Edamame

When you are driving in a car and the passenger stuffs an anal beed up your butthole.

I was driving up the mountain when she gave me road edamame. The road was so bumpy the thing made it to the 3rd pod!

by tommy10toes May 27, 2023

Up the Road

It means to steal cars and get money wit ya homies

lil bro done went UP THE ROAD came back Double R {drose)

by z_.bandzzz June 2, 2023

Down the road

When you’re not a pussy or an attention seeking emo, and actually want to kill yourself in the lulziest way, which is also your favorite activity (slitting your wrists).

Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.

Jayden: Damn man.. Stephany broke up with me for Nathan.. We were dating for 8 months and next week was supposed to be our anniversary! I just want to slit my wrists and die right now!

Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.

by Spergs June 25, 2023

Road Toes

Similar to road head, but instead the driver sucks the passenger’s appetizing toes.

When we get in that car, you’re giving me road toes. *female moans* *pussy quivers*

by RoadToes69 June 26, 2023