Cut the pipe

To cut the shit before your done

Omg my phone is ringing I have to cut the pipe (your in the middle of shitting and the poop is coming out ur ass and u cut it in half before it fully out)

by MoneyServicez.com July 15, 2017

prime the pipe

Before you go out to a singles bar masturbate before you get a piece of ass, this would prolong the experience for her and save you the embarrassment of not going a long time with her.

Dude - " Hey Johnny let's go out to the Juke Joint what do you say?" Johnny- "I'm down with that but you know I got to Prime the pipe first there bro"! yeah right like he is going to tell his friend that he is going to jack off.

by Dik hed July 29, 2017

Coming on the pipe

This refers to hitting the power band on a two stroke motorcycle nearly throwing you off the back.

Holy shit when I was coming on the pipe I nearly did a backflip.

by The o.g billy the fridge May 7, 2018

Rusty Drain pipe

The act of urinating inside his/her anus and they stand up and let it drain on you.

Last night, Stacy gave my a rusty drain pipe.

by Buccos26 December 8, 2018

grease the pipe

a way of saying fap or mastrubate

When do you grease the pipe man ? I do it when I'm alone in the room.

by lethalgiangster January 31, 2019

Choke on pipe

Performing a blow job. Don't call it a job for nothing. Have to be careful not to bite down! Ouchy...

Want me to choke on pipe? Best said in a Lancashire accent .

by baglady2713 June 4, 2019

Dutchman's pipe

I've got a vine in my back yard called a "Dutchman's pipe". The flowers look like a foot long vagina. Biggest vagina I've ever seen. Hard for me to think that the root of this is penile. The Dutch must be good at burrowing wool. Or that they are a little sloppy.

That broad had a Dutchman's pipe slung in her nethers. Took me a Goddamned hour to get the nectar.

by Bob Mitchum July 23, 2019