Hewlett Packard 

Hewlett Packard, abbreviated HP, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-line malfunctioning, Cambodian sweatshop assembled, eAIDS infested plastic and metal scraps or "personal computers" run on Mongolian prostitutes' tit milk. HP laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally clean of any "surprises" as much as a Hoe's Pussy. HP laptops are like used Afghani goat condoms repacked and assured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an ACER, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes.

-Dude you bought an HP? Hewlett Packard "laptop" resting on my bed)
Yeah. She's tired though, she fucks me so hard 24/7 bitch almost caused a fire.

-How much?
$1500

Hewlett Packard by NukifyouBuk December 4, 2010

packsack 

The combination of "knap sack and back pack", this term can is only used, and understood in Thunder Bay, ON (Canada), and if used anywhere else.. speaker will be mocked.

Kid 1: "My mom bought me a kick ass packsack for the new school year!"

Kid 2: "Your mom's a whore."

packsack by Photo Mel October 16, 2006

fudge packer 

someone that packages fudge

Tom Cruise is a fudge packer

fudge packer by Tigerer April 20, 2010

Fudge Packer 

Tom Cruise is a Fudge Packer.

Hey there Mr. Cruise I didn't know you were a Fudge Packer?

Fudge Packer by CoUnMe April 21, 2010

packing 

Big Dick

That guy is packin!

packing by Liza August 20, 2003

Packing peanuts 

(verb)a euphemism for performing the act of anal sex, usually between two men

(Packing peanuts)

Hey Todd! Why weren't you at my bar mitzvah yesterday?

Sorry Chad. I was with Tyler. He really packed my peanuts last night ;)

Packing peanuts by PEANUT GOD August 26, 2019

Gun Packet

The sexual position involving the anal doggystyle position while the recipient has explosive diahhrea. In theory, once the giver pulls out, the receiver's ass would give way causing massive amounts of sticky sewer chili to explode all over the place.

Rod: Hey how was your date with Josie?

Todd: It was awesome, first we got dinner at taco bell, then we went to her apartment. Luckily her mom wasn't home, so we fucked on her mom's bed. It was pretty messy afterwards.

Rod: Eeeww, she was on the rag?

Todd: No, she had diahhrea from the taco bell we ate. It flared up while she was letting me give her anal.

Rod: Haha yall did the gun packet?

Todd: Yeah. There was shit all over her moms bed when I left, so I don't think I'm allowed over there anymore!

Gun Packet by Mick the Dick October 12, 2011