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Griddlers Gut Punch

The range of gastrointestinal problems including diarrhea, bloating, nausea, and/or anal bleeding that manifest approximately four to six hours after dining at any one of the Milwaukee area Griddler's Cafe locations, which are commonly frequented after a night of heavy drinking.
1-"After bar close last night I went to Griddlers to eat soggy eggs and hash browns. This morning I woke up and it felt like there was a pile of rocks in my stomach, and also, I had shit myself."
2-"That sounds like the Griddlers Gut Punch."
by Coach Johnny Mo January 20, 2014
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Christ Spear (punch)

Sexual position/action: woman lays like jesus on cross; as she has an orgasm, her man spears her under left ribs with 3 fingers of his right hand and then states in a sadistic tone “see you in 3 days bitch”
I was fucking this christian and made her feel like jesus by giving her a christ spear (punch), I think she may come back in three days.
by ShredHawk November 7, 2018
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punching the mayonnaise container

A term used to describe the means of female masturbation.
Ohh I was peeping on Megan again and caught her punching the mayonnaise container.
by DonkeyPecker November 3, 2020
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German Slotter Punch

A German Slotter Punch is when a guy is doing a girl missionary style, he puts his hard penis between her vaginal lips and then punches them both in the joined area. Can also be used on the anus as well. Is suppose to be very enjoyable for both parties but, if it just causes pain you are punching too hard.
Guy: Hey dude did you try that new move with your girl I told you about? The German Slotter Punch??

Friend: Yeah! I did it right beffore we both came and IT WAS AWESOME!!

Guy: Cool!! Good thing you didn't punch too hard because you can break your dick!!
by Deidrick November 25, 2011
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Punch Someones Gut

To punch someones gut is to bug the shit out of them, repeat yourself hoping that the persons next answer will be different from the first one, Be that shady annoying person that is never around but when they are they act like they know whats up, clearly unliked if not just for that moment but at all. The name for this type of person is a Gut puncher
"Wow Dont you love how that kid always has to Punch Someones Gut" "Ya i know lets kick that little Gut punchers ass!"
by collins,jacob June 12, 2008
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Punch a microwave day

Do you ever feel like you want to punch a microwave? well today is (probably not) the day! On Dec 19th, you can punch a microwave!
I want to participate in Punch a microwave day
by Speegey December 19, 2021
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punch of kill everything

A fist punch that, as the name might suggests, kills everything. It hasn't actually killed anything though. Originates in Transformers, where it is Lugnut's signature move. He sucks at it.
The only use the Punch of Kill Everything has is making a swimming pool
by Intelligence001 August 7, 2019
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