mombo number 5

a fat black man with a high pitched voice with a purple dick on his fore head

wow you are really being a mombo number five

by greg guerette July 17, 2003

2 + 2 = 5

Maths nerds making a joke out of some line from George Orwell's 1984

"Well *actually* 2 + 2 could = 5 !"

*pathetic nerd eagerly waits for confused stares to reinstate his superiority

by What March 25, 2005

5 meter peter

A BIG BONER, I MEAN FUCKING MEGAN FOX MUST HAVE WALKED BY TO GIVE U THAT

HAHA look at his 5 meter peter

by 1234373567474 April 19, 2011

Hawaii 5-0

When beating a girl with a pineapple, she proceeds to call the police

Jim: What did you go to jail for?
Kevin: I pulled a hawaiI 5-0

by mrked March 29, 2015

5 second rule

A unspoken rule where if any sort of food falls to the ground, if you pick it back up in 5 seconds or less it is still okay to eat.

Oh no i dropped a skittle, its only been 3 seconds, its still good.

by Nathan Charette July 10, 2004

5-Point Scale

A scale for rating the attractiveness of a girl (usually). As suggested by its name, it consists of a scale 1-5, with the highest rating being the rare 5.0. As a rule of thumb, the threshold of dateability lies at the rating of 3.0.
In addition, a maximum of 0.5 points may be added or subtracted accordingly, based on the subject's personality. No rating is to exceed 5.0.

"Without personality, I'd probly give that girl a 2.0 on the 5-point scale...I'd LET her suck my dick..."

"Dude, that girl's an asshole, but she's def. a 4.2!"

by someone else has my name August 30, 2006

3/5 compromise

the purchasing of 3 fifths of vodka and housing them between a small group of people

Kid 1: Bro i heard there is a huge party at sloppy's tonight im trying to get shitted on...
Kid 2: trying to put the 3/5 compromise in motion
Kid 1: FUCK YES

by Press Release December 18, 2008