Just Jerkoff January

Almost the same as Destroy Dick December and the complete opposite as No Nut November, simply jerk off once or more a day for the whole month

"How was Destroy Dick December?
-It turned bad, I'll simply do Just Jerkoff January instead."

by Djes_ January 29, 2021

NATIONAL BOOTY PIC DAY 27th January

National booty pic day send that Gyat to your bf

Lemme see that ass it’s NATIONAL BOOTY PIC DAY 27th January

by Dunnadinna January 27, 2024

January 8th

Pretty much the coolest person ever if they were born on this day, they typically had a rough childhood, and is ever so slightly crazy, but they are at least an 8/10 and up.

1st guy: I gotta go find a person born on January 8th

2nd guy: Why?

1st guy: Everyone cool was born on that day.

by Broken Eyeball April 25, 2023

January 24th

National give a girl your hoodie day

I gave a special girl my hoodie on January 24th

by Hapfuxurbandictionary January 23, 2023

January 14th

The day when you HAVE TO kiss your girlfriend while on a date! I don't care if it's your first kiss.

Boy: *Kisses gf*
Gf: Thx babe
Bf: It's January 14th and we're on a date, so I had to😊

by roseandbennett43v3r! January 13, 2022

January 31

January 31 is national ask your crush out day!

So maybe today would be a great day to ask out your crush!

Its January 31!
Yeah?
Will you go out with me?
Yeah!

by Amira Ocean January 30, 2021

January 1st

Other than being New Years day, it's also "tell everybody to go fuck themselves" day!

Nathan: Hey Vanessa, it's January 1st
Vanessa: Happy New Year!
Nathan: No, it's tell everybody to go fuck themselves day, so go fuck yourself!
Vanessa: Ah shit, you got me!

by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 22, 2023