January 14

January 14th is national kiss your crush day! You are allowed to kiss them on this day so DON'T WASTE IT

January 14 is so cool, im gonna kiss him today i promise

by Greystorb January 13, 2022

Just jerkn't january

First month of Sigma year, where guys test their true dedication to this act. For a whole month of january men are prohibited from jacking off.

Mike:"Yo did you just start Just jerkn't january?"
James:"Yes I want to test my true limits."

by chorbet November 15, 2022

January 14th

The day when you HAVE TO kiss your girlfriend while on a date! I don't care if it's your first kiss.

Boy: *Kisses gf*
Gf: Thx babe
Bf: It's January 14th and we're on a date, so I had to😊

by roseandbennett43v3r! January 13, 2022

January 23

National punch your teacher in the face day

Student 1: Dude, did you just punch Mrs. Stevens in the face?
Student 2: Fuck yeah, its January 23

by Broman memedude January 23, 2023

Jelly Johny January

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.

Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.

by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018

Dry January

This is when someone doesn’t drink alcohol for one month at the beginning of the year so they can become an absolute alcoholic disgrace of a human the rest of the year guilt free.

Friend: Uh Greg stop making out with that 300lb trans woman who just vomited under the bar.

Greg: ”Dry January is over nerd”

by NinjaClint January 27, 2024

january 1st

simp for an anime character day

"hey, it's january 1st. pick an anime character to simp for."

by killuaswife December 22, 2020