mother in law trap

A trap set by a mother in law whose child has moved away, mostly out of state. The mother makes grandiose promises in the hopes that it will lure the couple back home.
"Her mom said if we move back from CA that we will be able to get well paying jobs with Mr. Snidesworth at the laboratory."
"Be careful bro, it could be a mother in law trap."
by OneToothWillis May 02, 2018
Get the mother in law trap mug.

Polish finger trap

When someone inserts one index finger into a woman’s vaginal opening while inserting their other index finger into the anal opening of the same woman. The woman then performs her Kegel exercises while the prey struggles for freedom.
Careful, one finger at a time - otherwise it starts to become a real polish finger trap down there.
by PolishSexperts September 03, 2019
Get the Polish finger trap mug.

Trap Hole into the socks

Typical Italian proverb, used to describe an instinctive reaction that turns a disadvantage into a favorable action.
It derives from Trap Hole, a Yu-gi-oh card often used to start a counterattack
A:"Che goal, sono riusciti a pareggiare proprio all'ultimo!"
B:"lo hai detto, questo è il classico Buco trappola nei calzettoni"
------------------
A:"What a goal, they managed to equalize at the very last second!"
B:"Of course, this Is the classic Trap Hole into the socks"
by coleos December 12, 2016
Get the Trap Hole into the socks mug.

All Trap No Cheese

A person or relationship or situation that offers little in return for the exposure to negative outcomes.
I would never want to become a cop it's all trap no cheese .Don't accept the position it's all trap no cheese.
by Spinroyd May 29, 2016
Get the All Trap No Cheese mug.

ur pap a trap

in an attempt to combat the all powerful combat cars, such as "ur nanny tranny" and "ur sister a mister," ancient magic weilders all joined together to craft this all powerful trap card.

if this card is in your deck, it is only to be activated when "ur nanny tranny" or better has been played against you. the opponent no longer exhists, nor ever had, in order to protect the wielder.
Joseph: Ur granny tranny
Carlos: Ur sister a mister
Joseph: you fool! you have activated my trap card: "Ur Pap a Trap"

*time temporarily pauses as the universe equalizes itself out. the opponent previously known as Carlos dissapears from before him, and no living being reckognizes the name. the "Ur Sister a Mister" card is no longer applied, for the user never exhisted.
by Total_desolation March 17, 2018
Get the ur pap a trap mug.

The Florida Alligator Trap

The Florida Alligator Trap is when one woman, lying on her back, is scissoring another woman lying in a similar position. When either woman is close to climax they will clench their legs down forcefully locking each other in place.
Girl #1: So, did you and Tanya get at it last night?
Girl #2: Oh yeah, she pulled the florida alligator trap
Girl #1: Damn that sneaky motherfucker
by The All Wise One January 05, 2015
Get the The Florida Alligator Trap mug.

Alabama finger trap

When your uncle touch’s your no no and you clench
by Unclejerr September 07, 2021
Get the Alabama finger trap mug.