Bored God

Someone who is extremely good at a certain game playing it "casually," when in reality they are doing astounding moves or maneuvers.

A Bored God plays Tetris.
I'm getting dumpstered by this guy in online game and he looks like he's about to fall asleep. He must be a Bored God.

by SilentSong September 28, 2019

God's Lobotomy

When you capture a random person, cut vertically across their head, nut in their wound, while saying, "Amen!"

Man, how's Julie after that "God's Lobotomy"? She has not let herself near a church since...

by nut on thy forehead, amen. February 3, 2018

god.8letter

a menace to society. never misses and is definitely an alpha 🤷🏽 ♀️

omg is that god.8letter⁉️

it is that’s the guy who never misses!

by ur moms piss June 30, 2021

Ruler God

The god of rulers, will measure anything of any size besides human's unmentionables.

"Who is the most powerful god of them all?"

"Most likely the Ruler God tbh"

by Xercicus June 23, 2018

god banana

Banana... but god

damn I saw that god banana in the store the other day and that ish was looking ripe.

by eek.momsharts January 14, 2017

gods bra

Going bra less

"She said she was wearing Gods Bra and then I saw her nipples"

1st guy: " Those girls are having a Gods Bra party"
2nd guy: "Let's crash it!"

by AlmightyLee November 3, 2015

God Tear

Someone so gorgeous and way above your league socially & physically. created only from God's tear because you can only help but cry as they walk on by.

"Dude this girl on Instagram is so hot. I want to talk to her."
"She gets 500 likes a picture, don't bother with her. she's God Tear."

I don't have a chance with that God Tear

by Slipitinski July 3, 2014