Farmersliga

Farmersliga (also known as the Bundesliga to many) is the top-tier football league in Germany.

Known as the Farmersliga, due to teams like SpVgg G. Fürth and Arminia Bielefeld existing only for Bayern and Dortmund to farm for points.

Consequently, players farming goals and assists against these teams, like Lewandowski and Müller, are highly rated, when in reality they are utterly useless outside of the Farmersliga.

Hey man! Wanna watch Bundesliga with me?

Nah bro! I don’t mess with that Farmersliga crap. I prefer watching bigger leagues like the EFL Championship and Serie C.

by Lombard Montague June 17, 2022

Farmerboypuppy

He's a clown, and can turn into anything

Markus: Hey You got your photos printed?
Farmerboypuppy: Bogo's Binted?
Markus: What?
Farmerboypuppy: *turns into snowman*

by Farmerboypuppy June 24, 2022

Farmerboypuppy

Funny boi, and can turn into things

Boi: Hey just wondering if you got your photo's printed
Farmerboypuppy: Bogo's Binted?
Boi: What?
Farmerboypuppy: *turns into stone*

by Farmerboypuppy June 24, 2022

Farmer

Farmer
A pier drunk who never changes out their bait, hooks up and constantly looses fish

Hey have you seen big Ross out here ?

Oh you mean that f*****g farmer !

I think he’s at home peening all over his balls

by Aananymousssz October 31, 2022

Flame Rod

A bi-sexual, possibly a co-worker who is so horny all the time that you’re Nervous being around the person because they will hump anything that moves.

Dude, Flame Rod stopped by my house the other night and the fish stopped swimming!

by Thug wanna September 3, 2022

Flame Butterfly

When you are hittin' from the back and you set your partner's hair on fire.

Yo, are you going to see that girl you hooked up with last night again?
Probably not... I gave her that flame butterfly...

by Dr. Moist September 15, 2022

Flame and tame

Flame and tame - Verb - term used to describe the "move" in which a suiter invites a prospective bang maiden to their humble abode under the guise of cooking them dinner (Flame, as in using the stove to prepare your famous beef stroganoff). This dinner is then parlayed into into an all expenses paid trip to pound town (tame, as in taming strange).

In practice: Bro, you hooked up with Bernice last night?! How tf did that happen?

Dawg, I told her my grandmothers empanada recipe is the best there is. When she came over to try them, I executed a seamless flame and tame.

The flame and tame! Fucking classic!

by DaddyJagweedXOXO69 September 25, 2022