Turtle Duck

the turtle claws punk cousin who jacked the turtle claw mans claw, who later paid for his actions

I, the turtle claw man, vows to go through any length to get my claw back, even if it means DEATH TO THE TURTLE DUCK!!!!!

by A&G1234 July 10, 2009

Duck Diving

To dive into a large purse looking for something; like a duck diving into water to take a drink.

Guy: Why is your head in your purse?

Girl (while in purse): I am DUCK DIVING, I can't find my lipstick.

by DJ eNyM March 8, 2010

fuck a duck

To have sex with an ugly woman.

Man, I'm so horny I'd fuck a duck.

by adzling7 April 9, 2006

fuck a duck

It's the name of a song.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo,
fingerbang an orangutang,
and now you got a zoo.

by Rockerone April 17, 2004

Duck Butter

The Vile mixture that comes from a gay mans ass after he gets fucked by another guy. This is usually a mixture of Blood, Shit, and Cum. This mixture could sometimes have little extras in it as well depending upon how freaky the homo in question gets before and during sex.

" Dude Bob i knew you were a fag look at all the duck butter on your sheets"

"Bob and Bills love came into full bloom last night as is witnessed by all the duck butter on the walls and couch"

by RJA December 28, 2005

duck fart

When you fart so duck-like, you'll bring a new meaning to the phrase "Duck!" Usually juicy and deathly.

That duck fart was so loud, we thought a duck was in the room.

by Frank Rumber January 10, 2012

donald duck

Someone with DD boobs

haha check Donald Duck over there.
How does she balance
"stop breathing it is exiting me"

by Jaime O November 12, 2006