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Hindsight Comeback

That absolutely perfect, witty, devastatingly clever, or just plain savage thing you should have said during an argument, confrontation, or awkward conversation, but only thought of hours (or days) later when you're replaying the scene in your head for the tenth time (usually in the shower or trying to sleep).
Dude 1: "Man, I was arguing with my boss today, and he totally shut me down."
Dude 2: "Yeah?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, but like, 2 hours later on the drive home, I thought of the perfect response that would have made him look like a total idiot. Classic hindsight comeback."
by MrAwesomesTaco May 4, 2025
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zuhair come and answer my damn question

A dumbass black guy who never answers questions
hey zuhair what is the homework "zuhair come and answer my damn question"
by JackPlayz777 August 30, 2025
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Recycle Comedy

Recycle Comedy:

A phenomenon where comedians, celebrities, or YouTubers or everyday individuals repurpose and present jokes originally created by others as their own. This practice, often seen as joke theft, blurs the line between inspiration and imitation. While the untrained eye might not notice, joke spotters—those skilled at recognizing reused material—can quickly detect the origins. In the comedy world, this can sometimes lead to tension and even conflict, as some comedians may react strongly—occasionally resulting in confrontations—when their material is taken.
Lee: Bruv, I was watching this comedian the other night on YouTube, and he was using all these old jokes, proper recycled comedy bruv LOL.
Frank: Stop being a jokes spotter who cares if it recycle comedy bruv! just enjoy it! Who cares if it’s old jokes, as long as it makes you laugh, bruv.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 27, 2025
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eye scream come

When you get hit in the eye by your partner's come and scream.
Damn last night I got another eye scream come from Tanya, I have to start wearing sunglasses to bed.
by likit July 7, 2011
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Mac n' Cheese Come Around

The act of offering up unwanted hot food in group settings to ravenous yet dirty individuals, such as a campfire or hobo camp.
Le Cook: Got enough for a Mac n' Cheese come around! Who wants some of my saucy cheese noodles?!

All: Dope!
by Grossham October 15, 2015
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let them come. frostmourne hungers.

A quote said by the Lich King himself, in the end of the World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King patch 3.3 "Fall of the Lich King" cinematic. Easily the most epic quote in video game history.
by weeqo789 December 24, 2016
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Copy-Paste Comeback

When you insult someone because they're stupid, and they write or say the exact or almost exact thing back.
(What a conversation with a person who uses copy-paste comebacks looks like.)
You: Hey, what do you want on the pizza?
Stupid Person: Pineapple.
You: Ew, heck no. That's disgusting.
Stupid Person: No, you're disgusting.
by I'm The Only Truth April 6, 2017
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