go clone yourself! 

When you have to take a massive dump thats approximately one half of your initial body mass

After that TacoBell marathon, you couldn't crap for days, and then on Thursday, you had to go clone yourself!

go clone yourself! by HannahKraus February 25, 2009

closet dancer 

a referance to homosexuality; A homosexual person who has not told his family or friends that he is homosexual

subject A "you dance to steps?"
subject B "yeh but dont tell my parents"

subject b is a closet dancer

closet dancer by Dave October 27, 2003

closed handed 

1. selfish.
2. ready to fight.

closed handed by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003

closeur

Would-be or has-been closer, as in baseball or real-estate sales. Play on the word poseur.

Atlanta Braves' John Rocker; Phillies' Mitch "Wild Thing" Williams proved to be closeurs.

closeur by Pedro Verde July 29, 2008

Closecicle 

1. Adj. Nearly being hit and/or run over by a train, bus, automobile, quad, or other mode of public or private mode of transportation. (Not including scooters. See scootcicles.) 2. (N.) A close encounter with a fast moving vehicle (again, not including a scooter).

Example for adj.: “Zounds, that was closecicles! I almost got hit by that segway.”

Closecicle by Manolio April 15, 2007

Closed up 

metaphor for smoking Bud!

John have you closed up that blount yet?

Closed up by Lighter21 August 1, 2007

closetlove 

a bonding experiance in which: while in the act of making out with ur gf/bf his or her parents come home and the male or female proceds to run and hide in closet from sed parents.

*making out*......*front door opens*

female-"o crap, get in the closet now!"

male-*runs into closet with shirt off and hides in corner*

10-mins later....

*shirt gets thrown in*

5 mins later.....

female-"go, go now!"

male-*runs like hell!*-"man that was sum good closetlove!"

closetlove by silentpandaquickbunny January 3, 2009