Captain Kyle

The alter ego of the sexiest man to ever live Kyle Johnson

“YARRRR HARRRR SET SAIL ME” said captain Kyle

by Captains cum bucket April 26, 2020

Captain serksa

He is good student in ccv. The only one who can beat him is haaaarong

A good student in chroy Chong va .no one can study like him

That is why they call captain serksa

by Oppaibigbig April 27, 2020

Captain clutch

A simp who is constantly talking to his crush.

Bro, John is being captain clutch over there to Amy.

by Hiiam_larry May 11, 2020

Captain Crunch

Highly dangerous statue, capable of extremely fast movement when not being observed. Snaps necks, making a ‘crunch’ sound. Commonly known as SCP-173.

D Class 1: Oh shit, it’s Captain Crunch! Keep your eyes on it!
D Class 2: Blinking!
Captain Crunch snaps D Class 2’s neck.
D Class 2: CRUNCH!

by Natquik May 24, 2020

Captain Hook

Captain’s Hook. The act of giving a male a hand job by curling one finger around the shaft of the penis. Therefore making the shape of a hook around the penis.

I gave Harley the best “Captain Hook” ever last night and he came everywhere.

by DingDongDaddy July 1, 2020

Captastic

When an idea, a fact or news is so wonderful and fantastic, you’d think it’s a lie— you’d think they capping

Person 1: I just bought Apple
Person 2: Wow, that’s Captastic!

by Captana July 13, 2020

CAPTAIN DUCK

that one dickhead from discord

captain duck y is there 2 of us the hell

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020